justasimpiguess

just a simp 18+

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Make her dinner. Get her flowers. Pay her rent. It’s the little things.

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The true measure of a man’s worth is how much money he sends random women on the internet

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Sending money to women is a privilege

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I honestly didn’t like the attention I got from my tiktok. Not my style tbh but it was kinda fun

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@MimiMyCat4Ever Unreal 😂😂😂 I think people are more aware that they’re scams now

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I feel like I could low key come back to tiktok and no one would know me again like the good old days

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I don’t understand how women can be so perfect and I’m just like this random man

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I’m afraid of the internet

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Bella Ramsey has been amazing as Ellie

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@MimiMyCat4Ever I would come back to my simp account. I just think it would probably be shadowbanned for a bit

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I’m still a simp

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I need therapy

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I asked for this woman’s Venmo on tiktok on my anonymous account and her friend made fun of me 😂😂

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Sabrina Carpenter might have brought the “celebrity crush” back

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Maybe I would have better luck if I asked from my simp account instead of my anonymous one 😂

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I’m always surprised how many girls don’t respond on tiktok when I ask for their cashapps or Venmo 😭😭

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@Tiny_Tina1610 I haven’t posted in so long 😭 I’ve considered coming back

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I bought a tik tok draft from a woman for $250. I need therapy but also I’m awesome

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@Aderabaybee It was essentially a scam. I mean, she did send it, but, it wasn’t worth 250 😂😂 So, bad karma will cost her more in the end. That’s what I’ve learned about the universe

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You think tiktok will still let me post or have the simptok days gone by?