prickly ditch witch

My cats are better than yours.
dedicated to Bad Tweets.

[prickly ditch witch @imasmartlight]

Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.
#rockyhorror

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Saving all my nectar in Hades to give to Sisyphus because I just want to be friends with Bouldy

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2 tattoos in 2 months? Grandma will be so disappointed

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@robe_time 😍😍😍😍

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Today I discovered I would rather sit 6 hours for line work than 2 for shading. My arm is on FIRE

[prickly ditch witch @imasmartlight]

@robe_time When and where I'll bring mead

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It's tech week which means there's pure diet coke coursing through these veins

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Why did I spend the first 26 years of my life avoiding horseradish? Shit's amazing

Omw to try some sauerkraut

[prickly ditch witch @imasmartlight]

@robe_time You know, I was going to judge but then remembered boiled spinach is one of my favorite snacks

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@KooKooKangaRoo @nylonsaddle Twenty One Pilots

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@theocado You are a LEGEND.

[prickly ditch witch @imasmartlight]

@KooKooKangaRoo I also just wanted to say, you came to my college a few years ago when I worked tech there and you guys were an absolute pleasure to work with!

[prickly ditch witch @imasmartlight]

@KooKooKangaRoo I am an aide in an autistic kindergarten and 4 of our students DEMAND we play Sticky Icky at least 4-5 times a day. Staff grove to it too 😁

[prickly ditch witch @imasmartlight]

@robe_time CONGRATS BAZ AND FUCK YOUR OLD JOB!

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Do I expose my fiance and friend to the absolutely unhinged way my family and I prefer to eat our cheese tortellini?

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@vodachuck (Allow me to show you my etsy search history from literally yesterday)

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@vodachuck May I purchase Funny Little Bird pls

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Should I walk down the aisle to Juice by Lizzo

[prickly ditch witch @imasmartlight]

On the 9th day of Catmas, my kitten tried to eat:
9 used napkins
8 people's toes
7 Etsy orders
6 extension cables
5 FEET OF STRINGGG
4 quesadillas
3 twizzlers
2 raw onions
And a pot full of mashed black beans

[prickly ditch witch @imasmartlight]

Found out TODAY that I got a $4 raise at the beginning of the school year. But I didn't notice because $200 of that extra $240/paycheck goes to taxes. I'M NOT RICH, STOP TAXING ME