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MASTER THREAD OF FAILED PROMISED YT VIDEO UPLOADS BY #TaylorNicoleDean

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“freshly sober” but more than 6 months sober? #taylornicoledean

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i ain’t never heard a song called “fuck fire fighters” so i know what team i’m on

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almost 2 months since we last heard from miss dean. #taylornicoledean
i’ve been MIA the last few months because of a lot of life events but maybe i’m back?! been trying to check on her postings but god she’s so boring this last year. same ole shit

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same shit different month #taylornicoledean

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@Camille75613025 this frog looks so DRY 😭

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@ortega_finley00 @sunnyvee_ yeah idk if i ever believed she really got the shot anyways

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Oh yeah, super believably sober #Taylornicoledean

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@morphmeister I definitely could be wrong then but he just seems soooo small

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Is she serious? Tofu is about 4 1/2 years old at this point according to taylor. How would he have several feet to keep growing and why is he so SMALL if he’s that mature? #Taylornicoledean #leucistictexasratsnake #texasratsnake

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@morphmeister -just keep a snake alive, without actually properly caring, so i didn’t really realize that was a thing ig

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@morphmeister true. So i guess i never really thought about how that could stunt their growth, i always thought less feedings would just make them underweight. How’s he able to stay a decent body size but not growing any in length, just feeding small amounts? Idk i’ve never gotten into how to-

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@morphmeister Do you think a (self-admitted) heroin addict could keep up with that? he just looks sooo incredibly juvenile compared to any other adult rat snakes i’ve ever seen

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@Bumbletea5 lolcow got kinda crazy in the last few months with the infighting lol it was hard to keep up with it but i do like it cuz those anons r way faster with screenshots than i usually am

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Is there a #72 lolcow page for #Taylornicoledean ? i haven’t really kept up since 70 tbh but i wanna start again and can’t find the new one if it’s been made

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@pippinhots @sunnyvee_ 1000000% or “blue eyes are more sensitive to sunlight” i have blue eyes and yes i agree but your pupils literally “pin” on opiates, v much so with heroin and hardly with subs, esp someone who’s been on subs for years and just lowered the dose

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@sunnyvee_ yeah and she apparently lowered her suboxone dose too…. you couldn’t pay me to believe her lies lol

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@heyhiwoo2 Jails even house their inmates better

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Now april 2023 and taylor just “redid” bindis “temporary” cage. like What??? almost 2 years later isn’t very temporary for an animal who only has a lifespan of only 20years. (seems like a long life but 2 years out of 20 is a LOT)

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@heyhiwoo2 10000% and she just got another pac-man frog the other day when she killed 2 in the past already, one she literally burned to death with a “electricity malfunction”

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@imasnark With people living to 100 that is effectively 10 years to us. 10 years living in temp housing is horrific. People shouldn’t get pets if they can’t afford/care enough to look after them properly