johnniewalker

I have layers...I'm like an onion🧅 🚀🍩😈

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@WongSuzzie @ValerieAnne1970 My mom grew up on a farm. When she was young & around old wooden sheds, she stepped on rusty nails often. My grandmother would douse the wound w/kerosene, put a piece of bacon on it, & wrap it. Mom said the bacon is what kept the wound open & the kerosene killed the pathogen.

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@dom_lucre Sad that the birds won’t eat them. Too acidic. If they were tasty, it would be a Golden Corral buffet for them.

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@MbarkCherguia Might be good for a dog

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@ChrisFLApm @gotrice2024 @TheEXECUTlONER_ My husband got a lot of canker sores when he was undergoing chemotherapy. I got him to swish a slightly diluted hydrogen peroxide in his mouth several times during the day. And it worked miracles.

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@MbarkCherguia Give it time. Her lips will probably rot off.

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@atensnut I certainly wouldn’t wear pajamas to the store. BUT, I would rather see someone in a pair of baggy pajama bottoms than someone wearing flesh toned tight leggings that accentuates their ass crack where you have to have a double take to see if they’re wearing pants at all.

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@politicaldrinkr @elonmusk I’m well over 25 & watched the space program grow from its infancy. From our first satellites & Alan Shepard & on up. The progress is mind boggling. Sorry to say I don’t think I’ll be around for any Mars exploration though…sigh.

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@LincolnLogTrade @ChefGruel And I haven’t ever seen mammary glands on almonds either.

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@SuperDuperHen @RealJamesWoods Well, they made their bed now they have to lie in it.

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@Paw_Vibe Daisy

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@MbarkCherguia 80-90% of what you smell is usually what you taste. So what she’s eating would taste mostly like chocolate. Ever seen people pinch their nose when having to take nasty tasting medicine?

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@LangmanVince “Attack of the Killer Donuts”

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@atensnut Tom Ellis, and he’s Welsh

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@yesnicksearcy What’s happened is that they probably got 4+ covid shots and the spike protein crossed the blood/brain barrier.

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@That333Girl @shaunvssheep @Tips2Home And they’re even better when you fry them in bacon grease 🥓

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@atensnut @Beavin1962 Well, I just shocked myself. I am 77 and smoked since I was 18. And I made it to athlete🤯 even though my lungs probably look like the La Brea tar pits.

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@Imperfectblever @GuntherEagleman Maybe Trump should collect the bounty if it’s still in effect.

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@SaltyGoat17 They’re upset that they’re cocaine supply will be dwindling dramatically.

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@pinchhit12 @AlecLace @the_amish_txtr Either that or he’s a pusher and he doesn’t know where he’s going to get his drugs now

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@MbarkCherguia Butter