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@MattWallace888 We are in a good place.

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I think FIFA is gonna win the World Cup

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Shekhar Suman had no problem aligning with the BJP in 2024 until he felt “pushed into a corner - Suman In 2026”. He then turned critic. The party was ideologically no different in 2024 than is now.

You supported this system when it was used against others, don’t expect sympathy!

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People often imagine 7th-century Arabians - they were sun-browned from the desert, dressed in simple wool and cotton garments, with dark hair, beards, leather sandals, a deep culture of cleanliness. Used the miswak, wore natural perfumes, valued hospitality and lived modestly.

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Be enough trouble that you're too much trouble to deal with
- John Oliver

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It blows my mind that almost the entire world agreed on one universal system of measurement...

...except the United States, Liberia and Myanmar. Liberia and Myanmar!!

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A question for @ShekharSuman and the team behind Shekhar Tonight:

Was the skyline backdrop on the show based on New York or is it meant to represent Mumbai? I've wondered about that design choice.

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@RaminNasibov Have some LSD

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It’s a girl.

Everyone says she looks like my wife.

No photo yet because everyone was too busy celebrating to take one.

How the fuck am I still waiting?

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Just became a father.

Missed my first child’s birth. Was still en route. Another four hours before I get to see them.

Happy as fuck. Empty as fuck.

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Knees or spine. Pick one!!

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@ChronosCryptid @maniaUFO Wasn’t this debunked as rotting basking shark?

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@iamankitpande Pandey Ji, introspect.

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@bankofbaroda No you haven’t .. jhoot aur!?

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Dear @bankofbaroda,
This has to be one of the worst ATMs in India.
Cow dung everywhere. Stray cattle all around. Stagnant sewage water. Insects breeding in every corner.
Not even a proper entrance, literally had to jump over filth just to reach the machine.

Video attached

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@coffeededo_o If you are a bison.. yes.

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This might be the least exciting World Cup I’ve watched.

Convince me I’m wrong.

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Still zero criticism for the fallen Indian seafarers.

The chomu is busy listening to Slovakians listening to Indian music, treating it like a diplomatic masterstroke.

The disconnect between reality and self-congratulation would be hilarious if it weren't so embarrassing.

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@ReddCinema Or you could do as Jeremy Clarkson has done at his farm shop

Milk = cow juice.
Eggs = chicken periods.
Coffee = bean water.

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What happened to Mohammed Hijab?