kellykamprath

front row seat to watch it burn

[kellykamprath @imbaby3000]

I literally just got this prompt so question answered

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it's been 2 years since my last Twitter. the third tweet in my feed is an ad for this window cleaner, which I would buy if I ever see it in home goods. But has Twitter been tracking me this whole time or have I really not changed at all in 2 years

[kellykamprath @imbaby3000]

it's been 2 years since my last Twitter. the third tweet in my feed is an ad for this window cleaner, which I would buy if I ever see it in home goods. But has Twitter been tracking me this whole time or have I really not changed at all in 2 years

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glad I didn’t update my handle to @ imdababy2021

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@realDonaldTrump grandfather, Frederick Trump, was actually an immigrant who died suddenly from influenza induced pneumonia during the early days of the 1918 pandemic. HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL LIFE?!
https://t.co/obfciPWzrE

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First rule of Firework Club: You do not talk about Firework Club #fireworks #fireworksgate

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I just signed a petition to stand with Breonna Taylor. You should too: https://t.co/l21In6fJHT

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San Leandro Police Deartment: Justice For Emerald Black - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/PMDSpuVHZh via @Change

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We’re gonna be ok. https://t.co/JXPmfTmjWo

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Like we needed another thing to worry about https://t.co/GOtlpJLbrr

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The world could really use a new @Beyonce album right now

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Oh boy https://t.co/9VfK54yCm5

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One of the interns back in NY will confirm the 1000 likes and then DM the Contestants an Insta story about where the next clue can be found

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During this leg of the race contestants will search a Siberian ice cave to find the exact ice formation shown in a photo provided to them via Dropbox. Once located contestants must then replicate the photo and share it to the Amazing Race official Instagram

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The cave is very dark but contestants can use the light from the screens of their Samsung 3000s when searching the cave and will only advance once the photo has received 1000 likes

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@bheveronsmith You’re the plaid shorts of human beings

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In 2020 you can accidentally DM a celebrity something snarky and, even if your 99.9% sure they’ll never see it, still feel as much shame as if you’d accidentally texted your mother inlaw a message containing the C-word

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2019 was really bad
#spolieralert - 2020 is gonna be so much worse

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I took Buzzfeeds quiz - What Kind Of Chip Are You, twice to make sure I really am Potato Chip

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My hitting rock bottom would involve ordering McDonalds from Ubereats