will

everything i do here is a joke

[Jessy Han @hjessy_]

Liberals: “Elbows up!”
Conservatives: “Down with Mark Carney!”

NDP sideplot:

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Footage allegedly shared by a U.S. soldier appears to show HIMARS missile launches targeting Iran from an undisclosed Gulf nation during the recent U.S.-Iran conflict.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

NEW: President Donald Trump leaves a military academy crowd roaring after giving an unexpected shout-out to local hangout spot “Mr. G’s” and offering a "clean slate" to all Cadets facing disciplinary action over minor conduct infractions:

“Some may have spent a little bit too much time at a place called Mr. G’s. I don't know what Mr. G’s is, I don't know what it is, but I don't like the sound of this. Where am I going with this one?!”

"Mr. Superintendent, I hereby absolve all cadets who are on restriction for minor conduct infractions and even somewhat major infractions, effective immediately!"

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

no smokes
no entry flash
no back of site peek with AWP from tunnel

just straight p90 rush b cyka blyat dick first at mach fuck

[Canada Projections🇨🇦 @CDNprojections]

Certified #cdnpoli moment

[will @imbluew]

@itsonlyper I parked my car in one of the parking garages downtown for a not so bad price. The traffic isn’t that bad and driving is still totally possible. You don’t need to stop at a GO station or whatever to go to the city lol

[Drunk Lib Shill @drunklibshill]

WE'RE GONNA WIN SO MUCH YOU MAY EVEN GET TIRED OF WINNING

[will @imbluew]

@facsimileglib @AGCast4 Skill issue

[Presumably Humor 🌎 @OXHarryH1]

@WhiteHouse Wow, the change is STUNNING.

[HaiPA @mudkip_sir]

@Pirat_Nation The “Hey, its either this or League of Legends” games with the guys

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

“Post your Spotify, or Apple Music.”

Sorry, can’t do that.

But I can post my lossless waveforms, and physical media.

[will @imbluew]

@nonbreathringo There’s no way you could have foreseen that lol

[☢︎ jesse ☢︎ @Yakuza5Porn]

my favourite video

[will @imbluew]

Skinner stepped out WAYYY too far to challenge Smith. Should be benched for the rest of the playoffs. Drai is hardly at fault for such a terrible goalie play

[zach @zjlaing]

connor mcbrownvid

[Bob Stauffer @Bob_Stauffer]

📍Vegas