Bobby Bennett

"My name was my secret sauce and everybody wanted to dip their french fries in it." -Me

Infomercial Host | Pitchman | Semi-Celebrity

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

How to give a professional presentation:

[Bobby Bennett @ImBobbyBennett]

My old homie Chad never really understood the spacing of a coffee table.
#Infomercial #Homies #Chad #Cheetos #FreeTheCoffeeTable #Profta #Crowdfunding #AllThatFreeSpace #RemoteGlitch #LifeGlitch #ChadWasAboutToEatABagAndAHalfOfCheetos

[Bobby Bennett @ImBobbyBennett]

Sometimes my good friend Dina would forget why lamps exist...
#Infomercials #iLoveLamp #WhatDoesThisThingDo #Surprise #Profta #Crowdfunding

[Bobby Bennett @ImBobbyBennett]

The designer of the Mary Poppins bag was also credited for engineering this particular set of cabinets.
#Profta #Infomercial #Infomercials #MaryPoppins #AttackOfTheKillerContainers #Crowdfunding #Pravduh

[Bobby Bennett @ImBobbyBennett]

Don't be deceived, my old friend Bugsy here was a 5 time American Gladiator champion.
#Profta #Crowdfunding #AmericanGladiator #ThatIsWhatHeToldMeAnyways #Infomercial #Pravduh

[Bobby Bennett @ImBobbyBennett]

Moment of silence for another lost comrade...
#TheTapeMeasureLives #Profta #Crowdfunding #DontTrustHardware #YellowKillAFellow

[Bobby Bennett @ImBobbyBennett]

This reminds me of a few scripts written for me back in the day...
#Crowdfunding #Profta #Pravduh #Script https://t.co/64LCsn3FYL

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

[Bobby Bennett @ImBobbyBennett]

Just a normal dude washing a car on a sunny day...
#Infomercial #Profta #TheCrowded #Crowdfunding #OneTripTony #Efficiency

[Bobby Bennett @ImBobbyBennett]

You're such a hipster... #YouKnewAboutItBeforeItWasCool #Hipster #FirstIssue #TheCrowded https://t.co/slHszPomkx

[Bobby Bennett @ImBobbyBennett]

Sometimes I miss my old homies...
#Infomercials #Crowdfunding #Profta #YouShouldSeeWhenWeGetTogether

[Bobby Bennett @ImBobbyBennett]

I know the feeling... https://t.co/pzTdOKPrdL

[Mr Wright Now, Maybe @dannyboy7813]

Trying to show my kids how to vacuum is like doing my own infomercial.

[Polygon @Polygon]

Sega is crowdfunding a Sonic the Hedgehog toaster https://t.co/YAN94pCDkp

[Profta @Profta_Inc]

The Crowded. We named our weekly newsletter and Issue 1 goes out tomorrow at 10 AM EST. Join others and sign up at https://t.co/QA1n15jfQL, bottom of the page. #Profta #Crowdfunding #Tech #Design #BoardGames #Kickstarter #Indiegogo #Backers

[Bobby Bennett @ImBobbyBennett]

IHOP is now @IHOb ... #Ihob #ihop

[Bobby Bennett @ImBobbyBennett]

Who's with me?!?! Love that #money 💵 on #payday! Then it's gone next day 😂

[Bobby Bennett @ImBobbyBennett]

@KevinHart4real Do you remember me from 90's infomercials? Art O' Bacon, Anti-Flatulent Underwear, Motorized Ice Cream Cones. I'm back! 😂

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

Words to live by. #TheOffice

[Bobby Bennett @ImBobbyBennett]

They never considered me!? // RT @Crowdfundnews: Crowdfunding platform Seedrs has a new CEO https://t.co/yD8kYbFtG7

[Bobby Bennett @ImBobbyBennett]

My "How To Order" videos have received more than 39k views on @YouTube in less than 48 hours. I'm back baby!!!!!! https://t.co/lhnIwOPhdq

[Bobby Bennett @ImBobbyBennett]

Who's with me on this one? #PayDay #GotPaid #money #success #winning #business