Brandon

I’m Brandon

[Brandon @imbrandonand]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary #imbrandonanditsmytwitteranniversary #wtfwhyamistillhere #savemefrommyself #myatomsaresplittingattheirverycore #thepainisimmeasurable #cantstopdryheaving #doyouknowagoodplumber

[Brandon @imbrandonand]

I’m brandon and I’m a male model

#followforfollow #followme #malemodel #modelstatus #hireme #imworthatleast20dollars #iddoalotofshitfor20dollars #jesuschic #willdonudeshoots #pleasepayme #lookingforphotographers #againwilldonudeshoots #feetpicstoo #soundcloudcomingsoon

[Brandon @imbrandonand]

I’m brandon and it’s my birthday #stillpeeingthebed #proudofit #justlikepa #ladiesstillwantme #dontcallmeafter9pm #momgavemeastrictcurfew #noseriously #dontgetmeintrouble #ifyoudowerenolongerfriends #also #iwantforniteskinsformybday #orroblox #butfrdontcallme #birthdayboyyyyy

[Brandon @imbrandonand]

I’m brandon and i am asking for your support. I have gone to FA for a few months now, but nothing has worked…the medication has done nothing. Please, any help is both wanted and appreciated. #FartersAnonymous #icantstopfarting #inearlyblackedout #mymotherisashamed #cropdusting

[Brandon @imbrandonand]

I’m brandon and WE FUCKING WONNNN #whatovertime ? #macaroniwiththechickenstrips #ah! #iamthebiggestfootballfan #askmeanything #thefootballisntshapedlikeafoot #thereisaquarterback #idontlikenickelback #momsaidthatineedtostopfartingor #elseiwillforcethepeople #aroundmetoleave

[Brandon @imbrandonand]

I’m brandon and THE CHIEFS PLAY TONIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHTTTTT RIP MEEEE 🤪 #nglijustfoundthisout #plsdont @ #merightnow #mymentalhealthcannottakeit #imserious #imgoingtoscream #ChiefsKingdom #howboutthosechiefs #football #whenarewegoingtothesuperbowlagain ?? #stillconfused #imsolost

[Brandon @imbrandonand]

I’m brandon and

He protecc he attacc he hold that fart bacc #phffrt #mycheeksareburning #andnottheonesonmyface #ivegotacramp #plsgod #helpme #icantdothis #saveyourself #whosgotsomefebreeze ?? #imwarningyou #lifefarterlikeson #pleasedontletthewedgesseethis

[Brandon @imbrandonand]

I’m brandon and I’m sad bc my best friend left :,( #neverbethesame #ripinterracialfriendship #ijustwantherback #startedfromthebottom #getmeawedge #whenwillthepainend #amancanonlyhandlesomuch #imhungrytoo #hamburger #wheretoorderhamburger #howdoilookupwheretoorderhamburger

[Brandon @imbrandonand]

I’m brandon and I just found out that there’s more thicc ass wedges in the back #onlythiccbihsinhere #baddiesonabudget #hotinhere #ifsheaintlumpyidontwantherrrrr #teamwedge #wetish #wetishp0rn #swimminginstufffing 😈 #snoozeloseimonthewedgetrain #sorrydad

[Brandon @imbrandonand]

Im brandon and to follow up with that last tweet, here’s a list of some things I can’t eat bc it triggers the poops! #wheatthins #bakedhamsandwiches #joescrabshack #mcdoubleswithouttheextrasliceofbread #flavoredlube #mediumraresteak #illneverbearealman #apples

[Brandon @imbrandonand]

I’m brandon and THE CHIEFS WON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #losingmyshit #losttenpounds #ivehadpoopingissueseversinceiwaseightyearsold #mypatoldmethatitrunsinthefamily #wehavetohavespecialtoilets #yesivegottenitcheckedoutbeforeandmydoctorsaysitsfine #itakespecialvitaminsforit #chiefs

[Brandon @imbrandonand]

I’m brandon and in my free time I like to make iron chef america fanfiction #altonbrownxbobbyflay #sizzle #whatthatspatulado? #altoniwishiwasyou #dishMEup #stillthinkingboutwedgestho #datenightidea #wedgesandfoodnetwork #marthastewartcomegetyourboyyyy #iworkedsohardonthis

[Brandon @imbrandonand]

I’m brandon and I’m alone with my thoughts. #itstimetoponder #whyismylifefullofpainandagony #arewemeanttosuffer #sickofbeinghuman #imfeelingemotional #imapisces #canyoutell #amideepenoughforyou #doesthisimpressyou #canigetyournumber #whataboutyoursnap #please

[Brandon @imbrandonand]

I’m brandon and today I have decided to plot destruction to mankind. #mastermind #hideyourketchupbottles #iwillfindyourketchup #andiwilldrinkit #illdrinkitgood #mmmmmsotomatoey #heinzsforthewin #catchmeatyourlocalapplebees #teamapple or #teambee

[Brandon @imbrandonand]

I’m brandon and ngl this is totally me when I’m about to shitted and farted the bed 🥴 #pfffft #poopemojilmaooo #diaperoff2nite #youcouldvehadabadbitch #lilpoopy #theyaintreadyforme #livinlavish #thesehoesaintloyal #tightywhiteysWHO #ohgoditburns #wheresthecream

[Brandon @imbrandonand]

I’m brandon and this is totally me when I wake my mommy up at 3am to let her know I threw up 🥺👉👈 #bleughhhhh #uwu #oopsywoopsieithrewuppywuppy #ihitthebeans #yackingbutneverslacking #gettingmoney #realgsthrowthatshitUP #TOILETBOUND

[Brandon @imbrandonand]

I’m brandon and I’m practicing to dry heave just like my pa! #huuueeeggh #crackofdawn #illneverbeasgoodashim #imgonnamakeyouproudpa #youneverhuggedmeenough 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Brandon @imbrandonand]

I’m brandon and no one knows how I truly feel #wakemeupinside #itwasNEVERaphase #cutmylifeintopieces #mompleasestopgoinginmyroom #pleasedontlookundermybed #MOMIMSERIOUS #MOM

[Brandon @imbrandonand]

Im brandon and I have a wedge fetish. A wetish! #wetish #cantcontainmyself #brbinthebathroom #hooiyah #lookatthosecurves #yummy

[Brandon @imbrandonand]

I’m brandon and I’m making it through my day #whyitsmelllikebadussy ??? #delete #icantcontainmyself #tillicollapse