chief queef

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[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

me tryna remember if i actually said that or im being manipulated bc i have bad memory

[chief queef @imbxzae]

is it a sign youre a full-grown adult when all you wanna do is have time to yourself

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i thought these guys were gonna teach me about stocks but it turned into a 2 hour presentation on their pyramid scheme lol

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who’s kid pulled the fire alarm at the airport right before i board :’)

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my legs are still dying but the euphoric feeling i got during and after the race was so worth

[chief queef @imbxzae]

finished a half marathon last sunday, and i’ve never been more proud of myself 🥰 i fucking hated cardio 4 months ago and here i am wanting to do another one this year

[bat 🦇 @lilbatbbyz]

you're gay boom roasted

[chief queef @imbxzae]

i got beef with michael buble for no reason

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scrolling thru twitter helps when i’ve been on a nice streak for too long

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i put a tampon in a geocache box years ago and i hope someone found it useful

[chief queef @imbxzae]

what’s with all the engagement ring ads on my feeds lol

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nothing irks me more than facebook moms saying hubby

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i’m tired of seeing extended family every night, i’m ready to go back to canada now 😗

[ひひひ @richbabyFbg]

I remember this girl looked back at me once during doggy style & I waved LMAO

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@sanriogoeshardd @richmangga @kim_b316

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do y’all fear for your life every time you fly? is it just pure relief when you feel ground?

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oh god i didn’t believe people actually clapped when the plane landed until now

[chloë ⚢ @ChloeNiccole]

cutest hello kitty bedding ☁️

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if my parents decide to crash my place with a 1 hour notice again imma lose my shit