Carly

I like long walks on the internet

[Carly @imcarly]

Tyler, Josh, and our pet cheetah Jason Statham @twentyonepilots #JasonStatham #halloweencostume

[Carly @imcarly]

I’m usually so good at reading/interpreting tour posters but I guess I totally misread the all time low tour poster. So devastated that I’m not going to see @TheCab after all 😭 Wishful thinking did the heavy lifting when I bought these tickets

[Carly @imcarly]

Just was taking the tags off of my new @kitchenaid oven mitts from @tjmaxx and noticed the tag was layered - peeled off one tag to find that it was originally $3 cheaper

[Carly @imcarly]

The new @timehop ads are so annoying that I think it’s worth losing my 8 year streak

[hippo campus updates @hippo_updates]

happy 30th birthday to the talented jake luppen!!

📸 @britobrien_

[Carly @imcarly]

Normalize squatty potties and bidets in hotels 😡

[jonbellion @jonbellion]

FATHER FIGURE 6.04

[Carly @imcarly]

Joey longboarding down the aisle was so cringe and unnecessary #LoveIsBlind

[Carly @imcarly]

I will always have Lauren’s back, she’s my number 1- Molly was so real for that 🥰 #LoveIsBlind #daveistrash

[Carly @imcarly]

Brady is the best part about virgin river

[Carly @imcarly]

@boyyygenius @hippo_updates That makes so much sense!

[Carly @imcarly]

@nopomsdemo That’s great! Last tour I went to 2 dates one after the other and it was a great time. Just going to Philly this time unless I can sneak away to get to Asbury too

[Carly @imcarly]

Ya ever just stay up all night reading by accident? Oh sure me either.

Posted at 4:43 am

[Carly @imcarly]

My own Calliope (named Shade) preventing me from my re-read of The House in the Cerulean Sea by @TjKlune

[Carly @imcarly]

After 2 hours of waiting the @UberEats delivery person dropped the order and the app said it was going to try to find another person to deliver it. Seriously? Is this how the app always runs? Had to cancel the order because who wants cold food. Uber graciously waived a fee. Livid

[Carly @imcarly]

Got an @UberEats gift card for my surgery so I wouldn’t have to cook and tried it out tonight. Been waiting for two hours watching my driver go from restaurant to restaurant and still hasn’t picked up my order, which will be ice cold if I ever get it. Ridiculous app.

[Carly @imcarly]

@hippo_updates is this from a newsletter? Which dates are they referring to?

[Carly @imcarly]

I really don’t get all the Hannah hate. Nick was incredibly immature and needed to be put in his place more often than Hannah did. Justice for Hannah @hannahjiles #LoveIsBlind7

[Carly @imcarly]

Selling 2 tickets to Halsey’s Brooklyn paramount show tonight! Dm me for details.

[Carly @imcarly]

Life is crazy because yesterday was one of the worst days in months and today is a new day and things aren’t as bad