Cesar

don’t describe me as “friendly” — that’s not my brand

[sushi @tandoorinightts]

first in my bloodline to hear a politician say “you’re right, I’ve got to do better”

[HEYJAEEE! (Got hacked) @heyjaeeeee]

Nicole Kidman at 1am in Ibiza

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

If you’re hiding in a catering truck when you control the most powerful military in the world, you aren’t winning.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

People with 6 teeth defending people with 8 yachts is one of the greatest political achievements in modern history.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Crazy how smoking pot in texas can get you a worse sentence than being a pedophile.

[TheMostFamousGrizShitPoster&BackupRB Schmidtacular @ASchmidtacular]

Reminder, Obama had an order that banned spam callers from calling your cell phone. It was one of the first things Trump rescinded when he took office in 2016.

[↺ @fraudfemme]

i clapped physically.

[Cesar @imcesarleyva]

can’t go to Costco without running into a gay…I don’t always want to serve looks at Costco

[ky @jilroberts]

NEED THAT. #LoveIslandUSA

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

i am at taylor swifts wedding and it’s a cash bar

[alexis⸆⸉ @alexispastlife]

the most attractive part of man’s body 😩

[Mr. Tejada @_SubtlePower]

If I send you this just know Im not fuckin with it

[war hunk @salopeici]

I forget straight people are so sheltered they’re like “WOW you’ve had a 3 some??!!!?”

Yes dear I’m an adult

[Cesar @imcesarleyva]

@starwars where can I get one?

[cj don't ˚₊‧☆ ‧₊˚ @dykesadrag]

the type of dress nymphia would tell everyone she's struggling to make on drag race

[Cesar @imcesarleyva]

I’m loving this ass up trend

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

“You look happier”

Thanks, I’m on PTO

[Cesar @imcesarleyva]

come on, get sweaty. hot and ready, make it rain on me, confetti

[Cesar @imcesarleyva]

he’s hot and will hopefully bring innovation to the forefront again

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

John Ternus is the new Apple CEO.

Tim Cook will transition to executive chairman of Apple’s Board of Directors.

[Cesar @imcesarleyva]

thank god he has premium, I don’t wanna see no ads