Today: Juan Soto signing a $765 million contract and won’t run out ground balls
70s: Pete Rose signing a $100,000 contract and running out his fucking walks like Usain Bolt because he had money riding on that shit
Advantage: 70s
Collab with the 🐐 today @JDInvesting_2 ‼️‼️
2 Legger Loading with one of the legs being a 10u 🔒 of my mine
RUN THIS IS UP TO 30 RT + ❤️ and we will drop it 🚀
The outrage over the USA Men’s hockey team talking to the president and visiting the White House is hysterical to me
Quinn and Jacks mom is on the USA women’s staff and they attended almost every game the woman played in Milan including Quinn at the gold medal game
The men won a gold medal against a team they had no business beating in an amazing game with an over time winner exactly like the woman did and the groups were celebrating in the cafeteria together after the game.
They’re crushing beers celebrating and we wanna make the whole thing political on the internet. Grow up.
Visiting the white house is once in a lifetime experience despite who resides in office. They’re 20+ year olds who did something you dream of as a kid and now they’re celebrating.
It’s actually shocking how decisive the internet wants to make every single event that occurs. You don’t have to be on a side for every god damn thing.
It’s not a problem to be proud to be from the USA, it’s not a problem to love this country and love representing this country. I know for me, watching both the men and woman win gold I felt an insane sense of pride to be American. If you didnt you’re goofy. Not everything needs to be vilified.
Shoutout the USA, two gold Medals on the Ice. Our sport. Jack Hughes is the goat.
I’m sick of celebrities that live in 99% white neighborhoods with private security and a wall around their mansions telling me I have to tolerate illegal immigrants or else I’m a bigot.
BANG BOTH 10U LOCKYs on the day ‼️
- DETROIT -9.5 | ✅ 10u 🔒
- RAMS -3.5 (-105) | ✅ 10u 🔒
Move the szn record to 12-2 | +99u 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Oh not to mention we are 9-5 | +31.2u on the Sunday and up over 20u on the week after dropping a -58u burger yesterday and Raiders blowing a 13u swing for blocked kicks two weeks in a row 😂😂
10u 🔒s STAY GOATEDDDD
Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 on the deck rail. I left six cartridges beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, my neighbor across the street mowed his lawn, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of my house.
After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself off the deck rail. It hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do so.
In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. You can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the Media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.
Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
The United States is third in murders throughout the World. But if you take out just four cities: Chicago , Detroit , Washington DC and New Orleans , the United States is fourth from the bottom, in the entire world, for murders.
These four Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the U.S. All four of these cities are CONTROLLED BY DEMOCRATS. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data - correct?
Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat .
Susie from Alabama says if she wins the $2 billion power ball she’s going to use her first $70 million to pay Kalen DeBoer’s buyout. This is so great. God bless SEC football:
Alex Anthopoulos failed to do anything last offseason.
Failed to keep really anyone from the World Series core.
And hasn’t done anything today
He’s been bounced out first round the last 3 years and is not making the playoffs
But don’t worry guys he’s only signed 6 more years!!
Umm...unemployment is low, the stock market is high, Iran's nuclear program has been defanged, DEI is on the retreat, men can no longer compete in women's' sports and we have an actual border. Sounds like things are pretty good right now. God Bless America and Happy 4th of July!