Chopped Unc

the last cart on the A train

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Big Sean received $0.00 from Sabrina Carpenter’s “Espresso” from 2024, despite the song making over roughly $15 million in royalties.

This is because Big Sean did not work on “Espresso,” nor does he have any songwriting or publishing credits.

[Sansom Sports Media🏀🏈 @BracketNky]

McNeese was fun.
NCST was meh.
LSU now? I'm over it.

[Chopped Unc @ImChoppedUnc]

I was this little kid lol

[Ryan @SpartanRyan]

A Wisconsin fan yesterday came up to me after the game and said “you guys could really only score three points?” I said back, “well at least we scored this time, better than I can say last time”

I laughed to keep myself from crying.

[Olamzy @madebyolah]

SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS RESTAURANT OWNERS, BUT THIS HAS GOT TO STOP.

I sat down at a table last night, and there were no physical menus.

Just a laminated QR code taped to the wood.

I had to pull out my phone, scan the code, navigate a laggy menu website, put in my own order, and type in my credit card details.

A runner brought the food to the table 20 minutes later.

Then the digital checkout screen defaulted to a 22% tip prompt.

FOR WHAT?

You eliminated the host, eliminated the server taking orders, forced me to use my own mobile device and cellular data, and then asked for a 22% tip for order entry I completed myself?

THAT IS NOT A HOSPITALITY EXPERIENCE.

THAT IS AN UNPAID CUSTOMER WORKFLOW WITH A FORCED TIP PROMPT ATTACHED.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Refs not even trying to hide it anymore lmao

Patrick Mahomes — Roughing the Passer

Athan Kaliakmanis — Welcome to the NFL 😭

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Today — on the eighth centenary of his death — I wish to recall a laborer who worked with great fruitfulness in the Lord’s vineyard: Saint Francis of Assisi, whom Jesus Himself asked to repair His Church.

[Cristo-ballin’ 🟧🙌🏻🟩 @CanesfanDuke]

We never forgot

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

"My rapist went on to rape several other girls just like he raped me"

Sounds like your excuses for why you didn't report him ended up hurting other women~

[Dude Guy @dude_guy22360]

This is how easy and straight forward it is to donate to sport specific nil funds at Florida. I’ve been looking for 10 minutes to give msu football 1 dollar, still can’t find out how to do it.

[Texas A&M Police @TAMUPolice]

Public Intoxication. Men's restroom behind Section 413. Unable to close zipper. Released to sober friend. Ejected. #BTHOarkansas

[Taylor Day @TABYTCHI]

She did not report the man who raped her because he was an illegal so she’s also responsible for all his subsequent rapes too

[Trouble With The Slap @trblewithdaslap]

This is bad luck… and it’s talent. Anyone who has played sports enough (or knows about probability) knows that if it consistently happens there is likely an actual reason and not only bad luck

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

You wouldn’t think candy corn would be good on pizza and in a lot of ways it’s not.

[🦉Hootz🐍 🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

I don't think AI twt understands that the Pope and Catholic church higher ups aren't exactly fucking stupid?
Like these are men who've dedicated most of their lives to the study of metaphysics and philosophy, not your average evangelical idiot

[cameron @nyycameron]

Already in a bad mood then here comes liberty biberty and Sydney Sweeney

[Charlie Santana @SANTANABURNER7]

Lindsay Clancy into Cornell 7 straight into national boyfriend day is like the 9/11 for looking at instagram stories

[Chopped Unc @ImChoppedUnc]

This is what u hear whenever someone recommends First Watch

[lindsey @oldlinds]

hey wanna check out this new brunch spot that isnt near where any of us live? they don’t take reservations but if we get there by 8 we should be able to get a table in around 3 hours.they won’t seat us unless all 11 of us are there so we can all wait together. French toast is $65

[lindsey @oldlinds]

hey wanna check out this new brunch spot that isnt near where any of us live? they don’t take reservations but if we get there by 8 we should be able to get a table in around 3 hours.they won’t seat us unless all 11 of us are there so we can all wait together. French toast is $65