imchrisd 🤪

Consummate Computer Consultant, Graphic Designer, Web Developer & Awesome T-Shirt Creator.

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Dear @peacock, I don’t speak Spanish. Every Spanish commercial you serve me is like throwing your advertisers’ money into a Carnitas tacos stand at a vegan festival. I’m just sitting here confused and craving tacos. 🇲🇽🤷‍♂️🌮

#AlgorithmFail #IGringoIRL

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Lectric Bikes (of which I have 2) is giving away a bunch of cool stuff, including e-bikes. Click to enter. Explore & Equip Giveaway https://t.co/7vFrprMDOl #lectricbikes #ebikes #winstuff

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Good job @CoxComm for providing me with sporadic internet for the last 2 months. Bold move pissing of customers as I look out my window and see them trenching for high-speed fiber from another company. #coxinternet #myinternetisdown #badinternet

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Good job #costco and #citi Costco double charges for my membership and I get to spend 40 minutes at the Costco customer service, and then get sent a form to print out, fill out, scan, and email back. Glad you think my time is so invaluable for #yourmistake

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Have you seen this child? Kennedy Diamond missing for 3 months now. #arizonamissingkids #missingkids https://t.co/RjnSjvLzHI

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Time is running out. Still looking for families (or single parents) to host some awesome foreign exchange students in #Mesa #Arizona You will get a monthly stipend to cover expenses.
It's a great lifetime experience. DM me for more information.

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Time is running out. Still looking for families (or single parents) to host some awesome foreign exchange students in #scottsdale #Arizona You will get a monthly stipend to cover expenses.
It's a great lifetime experience. DM me for more information.

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Time is running out. Still looking for families (or single parents) to host some awesome foreign exchange students in #GilbertAz #Arizona You will get a monthly stipend to cover expenses.
It's a great lifetime experience. DM me for more information.

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I'm boycotting @tacobell which really sucks because I'm a big fan of the food.

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When @McDonalds forgets something in my take home order they apologize and give me a refund and sometimes free burger. When @tacobell forgets something they send me a form to fill out and I don't get a refund and never hear from them again.

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@clydetombaugh I was listening to Ep. 199 of @allieandbean and thought you should buy #YeOldFightingCocks but like you I was offended by the name. So I came up with a new name, Ye Old Playfully Wrestling Cocks, and even a logo.

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@kryptonitelock Still waiting...

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@kryptonitelock I sent my lock with out a key in for your Lock Out Replacement on 01/04/21, ticket #326430 and have received nothing yet? When can I expect my new lock? I’d really like to ride my bike again… #kryptonitelock #cantridemybike

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Gotta get one! #thezeroclub

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Even though #KevinRyder from the #KevinAndBean show is gone I'm excited to share the latest addition to my #etsy shop: Member Of The Zero Club Unisex T-Shirt https://t.co/Bt1JFvnrm3 #zeroclub #RIPKevin #KROQ #outofgas

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#googlestreetview strange pics

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@NativeGrillWngs I think the President will concede before I get celery with my order… #celerygate2020

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Dear @NativeGrillWngs Why is it we never get celery with our to-go and delevery orders even though your website clearly states we should??? I’ve ordered 12+ times and not a stalk in sight.

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@NativeGrillWngs Yes, that’s how I always order. Just ordered #961761224. I’m betting no celery. #celerygate

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@NativeGrillWngs Again it was Mesa on Guadalupe.

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@NativeGrillWngs Just made order #973313919 and I’m betting there will be nothing green included. #celerygate2020

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Big thanks @waymo for all the cool swag. I can’t wait to get a ride in the driverless car.