crissy

I have unhealthy obsessions with my husband, my dogs, and my child. I have become that basic bitch. #BLM

[crissy @imcrissyrod]

One thing about me: if you really want to know how I am, I will be insanely honest because I am either 0 or I am 100 and I have no in between when it comes to sharing lol

[crissy @imcrissyrod]

I literally just set up my new work phone and my first text was from a political campaign 🙃

[crissy @imcrissyrod]

@caitsk It. Is. Incredible. I love it!!!!!

[crissy @imcrissyrod]

Luke and I just started season 3 of dark on Netflix and I would just like to publicly declare my love for this show (obviously) but specifically for Franziska. What a babe.

[Meg Watson @msmegwatson]

The new Instagram update really understood what I was looking for:
- none of my friends’ content
- reposted TikToks from meme accounts I do not follow
- 100x more ads
- everything played at full volume against my will

[lizzy @lizkzmi]

shes a 10 but she wears a nose ring so shes a 20.

[RYAN BENSON 📢👄 (go to hell elon musk) @ryannoyance]

hey sorry i'm late to the meeting. society is crumbling and my body is failing me. anyway let's talk KPIs

[crissy @imcrissyrod]

Fourth trip in two months. I cannot believe I used to love airports and traveling. This pandemic has truly revealed my inner homebody.

[crissy @imcrissyrod]

I’m a year and half sober from booze and I gotta tell ya - the cravings left a while ago but the dealing with the repressed trauma & emotions & life without an escape sometimes is fucking HARD. I just wish I could press pause on all the big feelings sometimes bc 😅

[gabaghoul ♡ @gabby_frost]

do NOT donate to politicians asking for money because of roe v wade being overturned right now. donate it to abortion funds instead!!!

[Lindy Li @lindyli]

Uvalde mayor who called Beto a son of a bitch said we don’t have enough money for mental health cuz we give billions to “countries that don’t even like us”

NO, clown

TX is 2ND TO LAST in mental healthcare because Greg Abbott cut mental health funding by $211 million LAST MONTH

[crissy @imcrissyrod]

Luke is without a doubt the sweetest and best human on earth. I am truly the luckiest to have that man.

[crissy @imcrissyrod]

What a perfect day to get back on birth control as my 9 month old wouldn’t go to bed until 10:30 last night and she had to be attached to my boob the entire night. Lock this uterus up, mom and dad can only focus on one kid for now hahaha

[Prop @prophiphop]

The idea of thinkin communities full of gang viloence are not doing their absolute best to rescue their sons and daughters, is at best misinformed and at worse purposely misleading.
You either ain’t never been here or you’re pushing a false narrative.

[crissy @imcrissyrod]

Going to Lowe’s on a Sunday morning like the old lady I am

[Prop @prophiphop]

Queer couple showing a lil PDA? Hell a straight couple showing some PDA. Feel a lil grossed out? Here’s an idea, mind your own business.

[Prop @prophiphop]

Hear a couple Korean folks on the train casually discussing something in their native tounge and happen to glance at you while giggling? You should just mind your own business. They prolly taking about a nextflix show. But it don’t matter bc it’s none of your business

[Prop @prophiphop]

A Thread: I really feel like a good chunk of our social issues could be solved by just, minding your own business.
See a nice Afghan family at a park having a lunch picnic playing some music? Just mind your own business

[crissy @imcrissyrod]

What a feeling. I’m so happy and proud of him.