Cullin

New York’s finest Margery Kempe impersonator •PhD Candidate @ CUNY• medievalist • body fluids • she/her

[Cullin @imcullin]

Presenting the housewives as medieval mystics:
#1 loml Margery Kempe is Jen Shah. Highly emotional, running a shady business, no one wants to go on vacation with her, does not want to fuck her husband.

[Cullin @imcullin]

“Those Elton John songs stay good forever!”

[Cullin @imcullin]

Overheard things in my class group discussions today:
“you can’t have a woke king”
“I read a substack about Macbeth”
“Shakespeare wasn’t on Twitter, guys”

[Cullin @imcullin]

“He WOULD be on Twitter” “no he would be on substack”

[Cullin @imcullin]

How long would it take me to run out of El*n’s money do u think

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

“The trouble with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.”

-Margaret Thatcher

[Jenna Maroney Shady Facts @rhoslcfan69]

Me when I have an HBO Girls revival

[A 💋 @ttallnsweet]

women should be allowed to kill 5 men a day

[Krista Diamond @KristaDiamond]

Interesting that it’s a big deal to say fuck on SNL but totally fine to call women whores and bitches

[Jenna 🐈‍⬛✍🏼☕️☭ @Jittery_Jenna]

You'll notice how "me and Matt both feel like shit for being too fucked up to shut it down and kick people out before it got way out of hand" is literally an admission that she was raped

[Adam @adamthealright]

I love SSRis. oh you’re depressed? Maybe this drug that makes you fat and retarded and unable cum will help

[Cullin @imcullin]

I had several cokes and by cokes I mean pints of Guinness

[Cullin @imcullin]

To quote philosopher Eddie Murphy have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up re: zohran wtf yall love to lose

[Eric Schmidt @TalkingSchmidt]

Nice to see a woman in a field dominated by men

[Cullin @imcullin]

Eating a bag of prod taytos and wtf are yall doing over there to make your crisps so shitty

[theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️▲🎃 @theoluminati]

declaring catholic jihad against san francisco

[Cullin @imcullin]

Sincerely I think he should have a bent needle stuck in his arm until the day he dies

[Cullin @imcullin]

I think this Tennessee executioner doc needs to have his license revoked because clearly A. He can’t insert I central line or iv to the extent that it compromises patients and B. He’s failed at his Hippocratic oath and he should like rot and burn in hell for all of eternity

[Ashleyn Lagerberg @corybantic_lad]

“I asked grok” “I asked chat gpt” well, I asked the Pope and he says you fucking suck

[LINK 🐂🫎 @BullMooseLink]

There are so many fake stops on the 1 train below Penn Station. 18th street? Are you fucking kidding me?