Curn

Clever but only to an egg’s tent

[Curn @ImCurn]

@mifhimself RIPTYD

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

bro i hate denver

[Curn @ImCurn]

@BFW Don’t hurt yourself trying to figure it out

[Bo @bocrawford2001]

Some guy in one of those upside down Dallas hats just told me, “tell your gf I said thanks.”

Didn’t actually happen but it sounds believable, which is an issue with those upside down Dallas hat guys

[Curn @ImCurn]

Brad would be the funniest name for a dog

[Curn @ImCurn]

A recent unexpected turn in adulthood has been realizing what an absolute flex it is to have flowers everywhere at a wedding

[Curn @ImCurn]

Wow I need to get in on this Facebook group

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

The ATVs are out in downtown

[Curn @ImCurn]

@TrumanCooper You been drinkin?

[Curn @ImCurn]

@JimboIsGod1 You would. Terrible taste.

[Curn @ImCurn]

Never said this out loud before… but I think churros are highly overrated

[Curn @ImCurn]

Wonder how many D+ students are early adopters to ChatGPT.

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

It's happening! HT @LTF_01

[Curn @ImCurn]

Forgot to mute the replies

[Lincoln Riley @LincolnRiley]

Great stuff @bakermayfield

Neighbors?

[Curn @ImCurn]

“And I told the Killers in 2004, if they drop this song Mr. Brightside, every white person will sing every word at every wedding for the next 50 years”

[Curn @ImCurn]

Netflix really not gonna be able to keep up with reality

[Zach Rynes | CLG @ChainLinkGod]

A group of degens in a sex cult, high on amphetamines and living in a $300M compound in the Bahamas stole $10B of customer funds, all to lose it by gambling it away on magical internet beans

what

[Curn @ImCurn]

She cried in JFK when she got back from South Africa. The only good thing was that she got to see Toby again.

[Hunter @huntermmonk]

@ImCurn this feels like a pretty normal convo

[Curn @ImCurn]

@TrumanCooper If she mentions her ex-bf Toby one more time I might have to chime in

[Curn @ImCurn]

Overheard dinner conversation from a couple on a date in Napa:
Girl - “I’ve never been to Austria”
Guy - What????”

[Alex @midsmoker34]

another day of running 3 twitter accounts

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Any politician who isn’t speaking out against the Roughing the Passer Crisis sweeping the country does not deserve your vote