Mif_the_human_hawk

I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, they’re a dude, cause we’re all dudes

[Mif_the_human_hawk @mifhimself]

Now I’m listening to this legend. Chill out. https://t.co/wmC2GD0X7G

[Mif_the_human_hawk @mifhimself]

I’m listening to rubber band man by TI. Fuck you!

[Mif_the_human_hawk @mifhimself]

@scentedgladbag Youre awesome pat!!! 💪

[Unnecessary Roughness @UnnecRoughness]

Ryan Williams eye black…

“Kill Everybody”

[Mif_the_human_hawk @mifhimself]

I wish us normies could request a trade. Make it my bosses problem to find me a new place to work.

[Mif_the_human_hawk @mifhimself]

Fuck the Astros

[Mif_the_human_hawk @mifhimself]

I’m sick and tired of thinking I lost a nalgene and then finding it the next day. I can’t take this heartbreak anymore. It’s draining me.

[Mif_the_human_hawk @mifhimself]

Baked lays don’t miss man. They’re underrated. The cheddar sour cream, the bbq… they’re good. Edibles are good too. And bagels. I like Colorado too. This place is p cool.

[Mif_the_human_hawk @mifhimself]

Anyway, looking forward to Chinese food and beers tonight.

[Mif_the_human_hawk @mifhimself]

I got a job with the NPS for the cool t shirts and to lose weight and that ain’t no shit. I’m quitting after 15 pounds

[Mif_the_human_hawk @mifhimself]

Aubs eat boogers. I have video evidence.

[Alabama Men’s Basketball @AlabamaMBB]

A beautiful piece of 𝒂𝒃𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕 𝒂𝒓𝒕

#RollTide | #BlueCollarBasketball

[Mif_the_human_hawk @mifhimself]

I been sleeping on baby powder dog. It’s elite. And I don’t say that about everything aight.

[Mark Ingram II @markingramII]

Nobody:
Me:

[Mif_the_human_hawk @mifhimself]

@ImCurn WOW

[Mif_the_human_hawk @mifhimself]

I’m going to rip my dick off the day that Saban retires. I swear to god.

[Mif_the_human_hawk @mifhimself]

After that fat Alabama L

[Mif_the_human_hawk @mifhimself]

WHOOOOPS

[Danny Kanell @dannykanell]

This is the most unfunny thing I’ve ever seen and I don’t care about free speech- this needs to be banned from the internet

[Mif_the_human_hawk @mifhimself]

Been on the toilet for 20 min playing with Snapchat filters

[Mif_the_human_hawk @mifhimself]

If you shower naked, you need Jesus. #layerup