I’m Dan, He’s Casey

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[I’m Dan, He’s Casey @imdanhescasey]

Thomas having lunch

[Thomas Collins @ThoRCol]

@heykayadams Can we just be honest and say only foreigners and first generation "Americans" care about professional soccer?

[I’m Dan, He’s Casey @imdanhescasey]

He does not.

[John Beuckelaere @BeuckelaereJohn]

@BlackCoffeeSobr @iTalkStudiosYT Yes you did. You said if he enters w no one on on up 3-2 w 2 outs in the 9th… he doesn’t get the save if he finishes the last out…

Yes he does^

[I’m Dan, He’s Casey @imdanhescasey]

@sondraa I can never decide so it’s usually the #9, roast beef and turkey Club Supreme. And then a nap.

[I’m Dan, He’s Casey @imdanhescasey]

@1DarrenHoward @ajg6882 @sny_knicks Dead loved one is still dead tomorrow. Playoff game is tonight

[I’m Dan, He’s Casey @imdanhescasey]

@verdenvidia @A10ws @itsmyrealname10 @PanasonicDX4500 What, with all due respect, the fuck are you talking about

Neither Philadelphia nor its teams make the NBA or NHL playoff schedules, and it’s crazy that someone has to explain that to you

[I’m Dan, He’s Casey @imdanhescasey]

@mhersh53 @PhilsTailgate Nobody tell him how StubHub works

[I’m Dan, He’s Casey @imdanhescasey]

@tedcruz You leave the country the second you see a snow flurry in the forecast. Probably not the best authority on who cares about their country, Ted.

[I’m Dan, He’s Casey @imdanhescasey]

@mainlymum @DamianHastie @eddiegibbs @mancunianmedic Pep has…set the sun? The bastard.

[I’m Dan, He’s Casey @imdanhescasey]

@futuresfocus @JoJoFromJerz @WhiteHouse I take that back. Stephen Miller first, then Noem.

[I’m Dan, He’s Casey @imdanhescasey]

@futuresfocus @JoJoFromJerz @WhiteHouse People may have voted for people to be deported; they didn’t vote for American citizens to be murdered on the street by Kristi Noem’s Gestapo.

When we eventually have our Nuremberg, she’s gotta be the first to be charged.

[I’m Dan, He’s Casey @imdanhescasey]

@realjoshuareid All of you dumb fucks in this thread thinking the WHO is a state or foreign power need to unplug and touch grass

Assuming you’re not Russian AI bots

[I’m Dan, He’s Casey @imdanhescasey]

@ibike232323 @gnuyawka @JoJoFromJerz @WhiteHouse The brain rot of MAGA distilled into a single sentence

[I’m Dan, He’s Casey @imdanhescasey]

@RepBrandonGill Abortion and infanticide are not the same thing, Congressman

[I’m Dan, He’s Casey @imdanhescasey]

@AveryDaye Having “Big government sucks” in your bio while caping for ICE is some world class cognitive dissonance right there

[I’m Dan, He’s Casey @imdanhescasey]

@derekdrayer @dieworkwear 1) The Other Derek literally started his post with “Minnesota should investigate.”

2) How is it “obvious self-defense” after the vehicle has already passed? She was no longer a threat, even if she had been. If she turns around, pop her tire. This “officer” murdered a woman today

[I’m Dan, He’s Casey @imdanhescasey]

@DanielMAGA1776 @Eagles That’s right, because we fuck

[I’m Dan, He’s Casey @imdanhescasey]

@LibertyLinePHL @StevenConradJr Brother when I tell you where Scot Loefler’s office is your head is gonna fuckin EXPLODE

[I’m Dan, He’s Casey @imdanhescasey]

@WadeMiller @james_youn44584 You mean…they could…defy an order they believe is…illegal?

Last week that was “punishable by death,” but now it’s okay?

[I’m Dan, He’s Casey @imdanhescasey]

@RealJamesWoods Trump pardoned a thousand treasonous actors you dipshit

[I’m Dan, He’s Casey @imdanhescasey]

@NBSaphierMD Except most of those details and statistics are lies and made-up bullshit. Everyone’s senile grandfather can do that, Nicole.