dave little

i never thought i'd ever be me.

[dave little @imdavelittle]

If God didn’t want you to drink he wouldn’t have made women.

[dave little @imdavelittle]

@PeteFreedman I heard they just drafted Ted Bundy

[dave little @imdavelittle]

If you’re a fan of General Lee, i bet you’re a fan of General Rommel, too

[dave little @imdavelittle]

If you’re not on board with socialism, i hope you enjoy taking care of your parents.

[dave little @imdavelittle]

Thoughts and Prayers is a band i would boo.

[dave little @imdavelittle]

@oldwaver Love it

[dave little @imdavelittle]

@kevcastLA Ahh. Words.

[dave little @imdavelittle]

Show me a person without baggage and I’ll show you a fetus

[dave little @imdavelittle]

Fuck a Scientist.

[dave little @imdavelittle]

I trust people in show business more than i trust people in politics.

[dave little @imdavelittle]

I like cats. I don’t care who knows it. Unfollow if you want.

[dave little @imdavelittle]

I wear a tank top whenever i feel pretty. So, never.

[dave little @imdavelittle]

When is the NRA draft?

[dave little @imdavelittle]

The ability to admit that you are wrong should not be a super power.

[dave little @imdavelittle]

Your dick size is your bank account divided by your dick size.

[dave little @imdavelittle]

Keep your guns. Just don’t kill me. Or anyone.

[dave little @imdavelittle]

The only DIY project i got going is me.

[dave little @imdavelittle]

Trivia should just be called “I’m bored”

[dave little @imdavelittle]

I don’t smoke pot but you should.