Glockaveli 

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Dear Chinese spies. I’m open to sleeping with you too

[rob | president of the ESTate @robbelair]

Close enough, we need you to dethrone Tiffany Stratton

[k ✦ @knmmmmmmmmm]

Wait sorry you’re telling me the URL for Charlie Kirk’s hot sauce

is

https://t.co/w7ILL0wnx4

…..kirk shot sauce?????

[klit klittredge @klitklittredge]

forgot abt the hurricanes for a second and thought she was just really exciting to go to raising canes

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

sometimes I forget Charlie Kirk was a real person that actually existed lol my brain files him in with like tung tung tung sahur or bigfoot

[Glockaveli  @ImDeepRest]

@CTFBTheBoi Why does this hurt you, you don’t know him and this has zero effect on your personal life. Parasocial relationships are so weird

[Luzi @LuzianoArts]

backrooms be like

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Is he fucking 7 years old?

[kunk @gunk4188]

grok, kill myself

[Bonitto Bossa Nova @ericbonitto]

they’re calling the short rib from starbucks amelia earhart lung tissue on tiktok.

[Glockaveli  @ImDeepRest]

@WrestleOps The Botch Brothers nearly killing both Priest and Rey before WrestleMania, not surprised their stock fell

[The Sensitive Warrior @coffeetime33]

✅ Allow McDonald’s App to access Contacts, make phone calls, send texts, and act on my behalf

[:: @suicidalhall]

killing myself soon in hopes of reincarnating as a vietnamese girl living in california that plays valorant with a throne link in bio

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

Kids nowadays can't simply say "thank you" they got to bitch about everything

[Crawlz @CrawlzTheThird]

Indian liminal space horror call that the bathrooms

[van @vcav]

the way I spit out my drink on the train just now

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Texas is not going blue. Don’t listen to the activist media.

[John Layfield @JCLayfield]

Does this mean I don’t get my $5,000 check?

[abby govindan @abbygov]

Greg Abbott tomorrow we come for your arms

[La Coochie Versace @CoochieReloaded]

Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow