van

usually yelling, easily excited 🌹 📺🎬 ⛰🐺

[van @vcav]

tonight I went back to my fav noodle spot in the city since pre covid and then found a dildo on the subway home , NYC been back baby

[FDNY @FDNY]

Mayor Mamdani, FDNY Commissioner Bonsignore provide update on major technical rescue in Brooklyn https://t.co/fBQQ8WGbyv

[keira knightley source @KeiraKsource]

Behind the scenes on Black Doves season 2

NetflixUK

[van @vcav]

@MarlowNYC Big sigh

[van @vcav]

@hyunnyeos This is so funny for many reasons but also bc the child in that picture does not look 4 years old why is she pictured with her not 4 year old who totally said that

[(Annoying) Benhausen🇲🇼🇲🇼🇲🇼🇲🇼🇲🇼 @knoxykam7]

For 3000 dollars you can meet Chris Benoit

[pau @316REIGNS]

i wish hulk hogan was here to see this

[Tom @TomCIarke]

This is the probably the funniest video I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

[River Page @river_is_nice]

God’s will, apparently:

[van @vcav]

the way I spit out my drink on the train just now

[Moses 💣 🧨 ★ ☭ @cookoutsessions]

"I won't get political this Thanksgiving"

Two shots later:

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

Here's that moment:

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

Austin Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator

[oba feminist @bautistasbomb]

republicans lost so bad roman reigns gonna have to give up his dentures

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

florida will never prosper because its a giant retirement home. reactionary boomers move there in the twilight of their life to fuck somebody over one last time. add all the republicans who moved there during covid so they could cough on their waitress at dennys and yea

[Atrioc @Atrioc]

we literally got blue texas before gta 6

[Bernardo Sim @bernardosim]

I—

[rokhannacycle @rokhannacycle]

they just called florida for gore

[Alfred Konuwa @ThisIsNasty_]

the midterms in wrestling terms

[abby govindan @abbygov]

twitter still has the kind of election night juice that I would be itching for like a heroin addict if I had abandoned this place for BlueSky like everyone else did in 2023

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Republicans: [one day out from a possible midterms wipeout]

The president: Have you ever noticed I look like Elvis

[van @vcav]

@waziot Not for nothing bur then why would you repost it so it goes on peoples feeds... you didn't need to do that