icouldbeuri

if your bedroom had a bigger bed, you would have less bedroom but more bed room.

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Love in the Time of Socialism

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@joanneizzle relax jo u did it once

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Bruh carls jr spicy chicken is 3.49$ 💀

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Bro Filipinos together in a crowd give me the ick Im sorry 😭😭

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@___Donn @imelizabethhc Aw hell no

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@___Donn ur not loud don ur just annoying!

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Stop buying clothes you will only wear for less than 5 years

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@raaachieann @10inchbrian @jhsreal I can never forget that lane switch

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@jhsreal Why

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@ubeshawty @franzuu1 Yeah shut up Franz.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

By the time you’re in your late 20’s you should have:

1. An air fryer
2. A Caffeine dependency
3. An SSRI
4. Reverted back to everything you loved aged 13-17 as a coping mechanism

[corey @coreyogrady]

it’s my day bitches

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@ohmysinigang There's an arrow between e and x in the FedEx logo

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@raaachieann Interesting

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@jhsreal do they think it's a blood pathogen or virus maybe it's just butt sex straight people do butt sex too

[Jamalapeño @hotjamalle]

if you can organize a successful trip with 6+ people just go be a project manager

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

I’m almost running out of side quests

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@raaachieann 💀x7

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@raaachieann L M A O

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@franzuu1 Damn