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[Certified Goofy Goober👺 @imdirtydan14]

Shakedown (Demo) Prod. ANDY QUINT by 6rimReaper🩸 https://t.co/I3LrCM2Y3E on #SoundCloud

[r. 🍦 @irobatzy]

how robert pattinson’s 2026 run is gonna be described in film history books

[yaourt @yaourtsauvage]

Dormir avec ma meuf c’est ça en gros
https://t.co/i1DEQABw8q

[Eric @EricAgain_]

Me stuck in a meeting that has absolutely nothing to do with me, but my manager still wants me there

[Certified Goofy Goober👺 @imdirtydan14]

@ResilienceX3 Gay men the most diverse fighter to exist I have never seen a gay man lose a fight unless they were fighting another gay dude 😭 big dummy asked for that ass whooping

[Certified Goofy Goober👺 @imdirtydan14]

Walked up to my uncle I hadn't seen in a minute and asked if he wanted to smoke and told him he lost weight.......... he had throat cancer 😭

[Niggaless Cage @afriasian]

Jokingly asked someone who lost a lot of weight if they used the gym or ozempic and they said cancer

[Certified Goofy Goober👺 @imdirtydan14]

@reborndreaming7 Who saying it I won't let my good name be besmirched!

[Certified Goofy Goober👺 @imdirtydan14]

Niggas be drinking cough syrup flavored liquors. Keeping you in my thoughts and prayers

[Jo 🫶🏾 @reborndreaming7]

Tired of fireball slander, grow up and drink that candy flavored whiskey man

[Certified Goofy Goober👺 @imdirtydan14]

@reborndreaming7 Absolutely not I'm a Resposado Don

[Certified Goofy Goober👺 @imdirtydan14]

Yellow bone Duke Dennis 😂

[NBA @NBA]

Drafted 34th overall out of Arkansas in 2022 and now NBA CHAMPION in Year 3... Jaylin Williams!

[Certified Goofy Goober👺 @imdirtydan14]

Y'all some bitches

[The Weather Channel @weatherchannel]

The Weather Company and its consumer brand, The Weather Channel, are widely recognized for our integrity and the trust we have with the public. We deeply apologize to anyone we offended through the inadvertent selection of an image in our recent ad campaign. We certainly don’t support or condone any form of antisemitism. We immediately removed the ad upon recognizing our mistake.

[Certified Goofy Goober👺 @imdirtydan14]

@passerides The only reason I even saw the movie is because my literature teacher made us read night in 10th grade and we only watched to compare how they dumbed the war down in comparison to the first hand accounts. I think the lesson was on perspective 😭

[Certified Goofy Goober👺 @imdirtydan14]

She's richer than him she don't need his money 😭😂 y'all love tryna slam dunk on random women you don't know

[Certified Goofy Goober👺 @imdirtydan14]

This fight scene made me understand all the niggas that used to Naruto run in the hallways

[Certified Goofy Goober👺 @imdirtydan14]

Not a productive use of practice time for a team that has never won a medal

[dahlia kurtz ✡︎ דליה קורץ @DahliaKurtz]

The Israeli Olympic team is NOT allowed to wear their #BringThemHome pins at the #PARIS2024 Games.

But that sure didn't stop Israel’s swimmers from forming words and symbols like these🎗️✡️ during practice.

[Certified Goofy Goober👺 @imdirtydan14]

When we gon get together to sue Waffle House?? niggas got an all star on the menu for $11 I add cheese how tf we get to $18😂

[Certified Goofy Goober👺 @imdirtydan14]

These are college students sooooooo no because they are still in school hope that helps

[Crime Net @TRIGGERHAPPYV1]

Do these people not have jobs?

[Certified Goofy Goober👺 @imdirtydan14]

Silly goose the Catholic Church tried to get away with this centuries ago that's why yall dummies pay tithes

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

A Christian Church is trending online after they announced that they're selling plots of land in heaven for $100 per square meter.

The pastor says he spoke to God and he was granted permission to do this. They have already collected thousands of dollars 👀

[Certified Goofy Goober👺 @imdirtydan14]

I have an idea.... Guantanamo Bay for people who commit crimes against children. Them mfs deserve cock meat sandwiches for the rest of their days.

[Certified Goofy Goober👺 @imdirtydan14]

Millie Bobbie Brown probably confused asf why her name keep trending 😭