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[Simon @imdolus]

@canadapostcares That's what I did. I was told they have no spare keys and unless I find my keys I can't get replacements.

[Simon @imdolus]

@canadapostcares I've lost my PO box keys, and when I went to get replacements I was told they have no spares. How do I get new keys?

[Simon @imdolus]

@ShredYourEx #ShredYourEx

[chad mendes @chadmendes]

Supplement deez nuts josealdojr while ur at home restin that neck I'm out busting my ass at the… http://t.co/QtP0wqD16L

[Trump @TrumpSC]

I've heard @TidesTV is claiming that he lost? But he blindsided me with Deathwing. Such humility http://t.co/GYDUpvF6BE @Deer_Nadia

[ScHoolboy Q @ScHoolboyQ]

“@BradfordTheDon: @ScHoolBoyQ when are you and @VicMensa going to collab?”>>>> we did

[Lil B THE BASEDGOD @LILBTHEBASEDGOD]

Just you saying hi to somebody can make there day, do it for me, dont be scared! i love you, tell somebody you dont no you love them - Lil B

[DrunkScarra @DrunkScarra]

To celebrate the stomp of EG, I've made XDG a new logo http://t.co/sfx3nkobOX

[DrunkScarra @DrunkScarra]

Someone explain why everyone is asking me about @C9MeteosEggo ? I don't even like breakfast foods

[Simon @imdolus]

@ChristopherO_ Rest in piece buddy :(

[Simon @imdolus]

Down Syndrome: Where more is less.

[Adam Savage @donttrythis]

RT Please! This is great: 5 myths about privacy. Read it. http://t.co/KcqEYc59uj

[Simon @imdolus]

@wickedshrapnel If you love hip hop?

[PyrionFlax @PyrionFlax]

I'm thinking of starting an all-male Dota 2 team. Will need to know penis size, body-fat ratio and a photo of your abs when you apply.

[Simon @imdolus]

@EdwardCarryLoL I will ks, and outsmart you. I am a siren. http://t.co/virJheiAgk

[Simon @imdolus]

@StoneFaceLock @DCRUAmpact I want to eat the whole cake, I'm not sharing.

[Simon @imdolus]

Diving past a Tier 1 and following almost into a Tier 2 and then dying is not smart.
#greedygaming

[Simon @imdolus]

"Why is this guy playing gankplank??" @DreamHyper on Kunkka

[Diabetus @The_Betus]

More like 卐卐卐 NINTEN-DOUGH 卐卐卐

[Simon @imdolus]

@MachinimaRealm straight from the front page of /r/games.
Machinima delivering high quality original content as always.