cookie monster

que todo fluya, que nada influya ✨

[cookie monster @imeldavch]

Habia una señora en el trabajo que huele como mi abuelita y me dieron ganas de abrazarla 😢 extraño a mi mami

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Why do you hate immigrants who pay taxes, but admire billionaires who don't.

[cookie monster @imeldavch]

Sometimes I read the comments on political posts and the level of ignorance and hate on a lot of people is alarming… no wonder Trump won the election

[cookie monster @imeldavch]

Just remembered I asked a guy at the club on nye why was he dressed like avenged sevenfold in 2010 and he gave me the dirtiest look lmao but I still think it was hilarious.. he was looking like this

[cookie monster @imeldavch]

Este año special thanks to Bad Bunny por NO sacar canciones bellacas y dejarme ser señora responsable

[cookie monster @imeldavch]

My boss: “Imelda what do you drink?”
Me: “anything that’s available”
Lmao maybe too soon to let anyone know I’m an alcoholic 🫠

[cookie monster @imeldavch]

I’m never going to get used to the random waymos around driving themselves

[cookie monster @imeldavch]

Que pinche mundo tan surrealista

[tom @tomiezequiel15]

Querido diario, una vez más volví a abusar de la tarjeta de crédito

[El Guarromántico @Guarromantico_]

No me pidan.

[cookie monster @imeldavch]

I imagine he looked like this but with his snaggle tooth and white paws

[cookie monster @imeldavch]

I wish I could see photos of firulais as a pupppy 🫶🏼 he must of been so adorable

[cookie monster @imeldavch]

I get into this depressive moods where I think nobody loves me or wants to be my friend, but my friends always show to stuff I plan and they make me feel so special 🥺🥺 los tqm

[cookie monster @imeldavch]

@JCRodriguezH94 Me mama el puto exceso!

[cookie monster @imeldavch]

Vivir en Los Angeles es vivir en GTA literal!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Cardi B shares a message to Donald Trump voters:

“Y’all won, I know you happy…However, y’all need to leave me the f*ck alone because I got one more f*cking cigarette in me before I start lighting your asses up. And that’s word to the United States of motherf*cking America.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Donald Trump — the twice impeached former president, Jan. 6 coup leader, convicted felon, adjudicated sexual abuser, and man who mismanaged the 2020 economic implosion and coronavirus disaster that killed more than 1 million people in this country — has convinced American voters to give him another term in the White House.

🔗 https://t.co/41sRvIxLmT