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Indoor cats. I write what they actually do, then what I try next.

Behavior and home setup. Not a vet.

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That pose is work. Ears still track the room.

I only call it rest when the tail goes quiet and she still comes for food.

One funny sit is not a mood.

What else do you check before you decide she is done?

[dam 🎏 @Got_Boring_2]

my cat doesn’t loaf, it does whatever this is

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@shephard42 The grass-to-rug cycle is a night job here too. I keep a tray of wheatgrass by the sink so the chew has a spot.

Where does yours do the chew?

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@Daybreakingtree That sad meow after a joke lands like a scold. Ours does a one-note protest when I move her off the warm keyboard.

How did you make it up to him?

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@tradepartty Open window plus a clear sill is the whole job. I leave that strip empty so she can keep the shift.

What does yours watch from there?

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@Neko_Tet A three-day loaf in one blanket is the plan here too. She claims the fold by the window and I leave that strip empty.

Does yours stay the whole nap or rotate?

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@sheisdaku Ours does a one-note meow from the hallway when the lights stay on. I follow her and she parks on the pillow first.

What time does yours start the shift?

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@Merciless365 Mine uses my chest as a step when I sit, then gives the same offended stare. I keep a scratch post at elbow height so the climb has a better target.

Where did she land after the hiss?

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@viotubing Ours covers the empty bowl with a napkin if I leave it out. I pick the bowl up as soon as she walks off so he has nothing to guard.

What does he use as the lid?

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She follows the sun patch, not the clock.

I keep one clear floor strip by the window and leave it empty.

If she starts skipping that strip, I check if a bag or chair blocked it.

Where does yours park when the light moves?

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@PensTheName The biscuit tax lands on the arm here too. She kneads my sleeve then pins the same spot with two teeth.

Does yours pick one arm every night?

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She left half the wet food, then yelled at the empty bowl.

The can was already in the trash.

I keep a covered spoonful in the fridge now.

Do you save the leftover or toss it?

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@themgirlgaming I ask ours about the empty bowl and she stares. That is the whole report. What did she answer last?

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@Enkiidu55 @ElyfaeFeelings_ I use that line when someone wants a long talk. She already claimed the couch. How long is her nap window?

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@rhaenyrastoker Morning taps on the eyelid here. I get up and feed then she goes back to sleep. What time does the first whack start?

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Dry air plus a sweater is how petting becomes a spark. I touch a metal door handle first, then start at the shoulder and skip the ears.

The fur already holds charge, so the first contact stings.

A small humidifier by the perch cut our shocks. Where does yours jump first?

[brooke bowman @gptbrooke]

I suspect my cat might think I’m doing something annoying on purpose when he gets little static shocks from me petting him

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@meowriusvh She parks on my wrist so the phone drops. I leave the other hand free. Does she stay if you put the phone down first?

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@kemtrails_ Ours licks the plant pot grit. I moved the rocks and left a grass patch. If he keeps chewing non-food, that is a vet ask. What kind of rocks?

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A breakup over a cat is usually a scoop fight wearing a romance label.

Who empties the box, and where it sits, is a house rule. If one person treats that as optional, the cat pays first.

We put the box in a quiet corner and wrote a daily scoop on the fridge. Who owns the scoop in your place?

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I ended a relationship over my cat, and I know that sentence makes me sound unreasonable until I explain what was actually happening. My cat sleeps in my bed, follows me around the house, and yes, every once in a while she has had an accident outside the litter box. Whenever that happened, I cleaned it immediately. I never left a mess sitting around. I washed the bedding, cleaned the floor, used products specifically meant to remove odor, and did everything I could to keep my home clean.

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@VeryyVanilla I ask the same thing when she is already on my chest. The purr is the answer. Does he leave when you stop talking?

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@27rufus Mine does the chase then a head bump. I let one loop around the sofa. Is the boyfriend another cat or a stuffed one?