Andrew Wallace

Hakuna Matata, it means no worries.
I was hacked.
I am now following back

[Andrew Wallace @imessupss]

no, i said i had bone's disease it's where you have a real life skeleton inside you, it's a very scary disease..

[Andrew Wallace @imessupss]

Living with the fear that your bones could shatter like glass at any moment ????

[Andrew Wallace @imessupss]

Work called me into work but i told them I had a hemoriod and was on the verge of bleeding to death out of my rectum

[Andrew Wallace @imessupss]

Would you swallow your dogs throw up to save your best friend from dying i know i would

[Andrew Wallace @imessupss]

if ur a cat and reading this 1: please let me pet you. 2. i dont know how you learned to read english but im very pround of u..

[Andrew Wallace @imessupss]

I guess we're just not going to talk today. Whatever.

[Andrew Wallace @imessupss]

@AyeBrandi wait really???

[Andrew Wallace @imessupss]

#IWillAlwaysLove pizza

[Andrew Wallace @imessupss]

is tony hawk a pokemon?

[Andrew Wallace @imessupss]

hello, 911? yes i have an emergency. someone on twitter called me ugly

[Andrew Wallace @imessupss]

@AyeBrandi because it made me laugh

[Andrew Wallace @imessupss]

#ReplaceTaylorSwiftLyricsWithPancakes sometimes i like to pinch my nipples until they get hard and then i dip em in ranch and draw stuff

[Andrew Wallace @imessupss]

the cool thing about twitter is that i can say something dumb and then 1000 idiots can read it and have no one comment on it

[Andrew Wallace @imessupss]

@HadleyFullest I think I have one of those laying around..

[Andrew Wallace @imessupss]

Lol if you've had genuine romantic feelings for someone

[Andrew Wallace @imessupss]

@HadleyFullest I would keep it in my bathtub 4 eva

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@HadleyFullest HOLY SHIT. As scary as it is, I really want one.

[Andrew Wallace @imessupss]

spiders arent really that scary but imagine a spider like 200 feet big now thats the kind of stuff that keeps me awake at night

[Andrew Wallace @imessupss]

If this gets 100 RTs I'll cry alone in my bed.