things to say to a 𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱𝘁𝘄𝘁 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿
shedtwt 𝗱𝗻𝗶.
sell me this 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗽𝘀𝗲.
what are your intentions with this 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗲?
i hit my 𝗴𝗼𝗮𝗹 𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁.
whats your 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗺𝗶𝘁?
you are 𝗻𝗼𝘁 oomf.
now replace every last word with "𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘆"
- Do you know any 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻𝘀?
- Your 𝗠𝗦𝗣𝗙𝗔 is making me uncomfortable.
- Sell me this 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁.
- Who is 𝗩𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗸𝗮 𝗦𝗲𝗿𝗸𝗲𝘁?
- Please, 𝗗𝗼𝗰 𝗦𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 was my father's name.
- I'd rather be playing 𝗦𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗕 right now.