Mohammad Asif

[Mohammad Asif @imfunnyguy]

@BlrCityPolice Hi, I will need to travel to airport on Saturday 31st July early morning around 2.00 am to catch a flight to Kolkata. Planning to drive my own car to the airport. Kindly let me know if that is fine considering the night curfew

[Mohammad Asif @imfunnyguy]

@BlrCityPolice Hi, will be required to travel to office at Madiwala on 2nd June for vaccination. Request to kindly provide me with assurance that my vechile will not be seized

[BRAJENDRA RAJPOOT @sirbrajendra]

#JusticeForManisha
Her tongue was cut off!!
Her neck & spinal chord was broken brutally.

Gang rape of 18 year old girl who was fighting for her life is no more.
#RipManisha
#JusticeForManishaValmiki
@HansrajMeena @YashMeghwal @CMOfficeUP @Uppolice

[Mohammad Asif @imfunnyguy]

#IPL2020 #KXIPvsRR #RahulTewatia

Everyone to Tewatia when he is on 8 of 19: Bhai..retire/out ho ja

Tewatia:

[Mohammad Asif @imfunnyguy]

great start 👍🏽

[Sharon Rajkumar @SharonSAndrew]

What a momentous occasion and a significant Smilestone! @HappiestMinds #IPO https://t.co/J8RsdlIbbK

[Mohammad Asif @imfunnyguy]

2020: I will not let anything good happen this year
CR7: hold my mask

🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

#christianoronaldo #cr7

[Mohammad Asif @imfunnyguy]

@timesofindia

[Avik Kumar Si @avikkumarsi]

Been a couple of days but there's been no response from the venerated behemoth. The pages continue to find pride of place on your site.
Sorry to say, but seems it's a short step from creative penury to moral bankruptcy for the #TimesofIndia

Quite sad!

@etimes @ETimesBengali

[Avik Kumar Si @avikkumarsi]

Been a couple of days but there's been no response from the venerated behemoth. The pages continue to find pride of place on your site.
Sorry to say, but seems it's a short step from creative penury to moral bankruptcy for the #TimesofIndia

Quite sad!

@etimes @ETimesBengali

[Mohammad Asif @imfunnyguy]

This is utterly shameful and sick and sad all at the same time.

A piece of advice to the so called ‘Journalist’ - Please keep your pages blank if you don’t have materials of your own to publish rather than trying to take someone else’s credit @timesofindia

[Avik Kumar Si @avikkumarsi]

@timesofindia Interesting how my eulogy for #RituparnoGhosh back in 2013 found word-for-word echo in your columnist's sentiments in 2019, and again in 2020!

https://t.co/rMR3R0wQwT

Hate to use the p-word, but an acknowledgement or citation would have been a nice gesture! (1/2)

[Avik Kumar Si @avikkumarsi]

@timesofindia Interesting how my eulogy for #RituparnoGhosh back in 2013 found word-for-word echo in your columnist's sentiments in 2019, and again in 2020!

https://t.co/rMR3R0wQwT

Hate to use the p-word, but an acknowledgement or citation would have been a nice gesture! (1/2)

[Mohammad Asif @imfunnyguy]

Nostradamus : the world is abt to collapse in 2 mins
SA: lets take a lunch break then for 40 mins
#INDvSA

[Mohammad Asif @imfunnyguy]

@JontyRhodes8 Ur country might have lost today mate but ur Daughter won! :) #IndvsSA

[Mohammad Asif @imfunnyguy]

well it seems like you breath a cleaner air while batting..whr r d masks now?? @cricketsrilanka bunch of losers #StarCricket #StarSports #INDvSL

[Mohammad Asif @imfunnyguy]

It's Time We Muslims Chose Common Sense Over Zakir Naik https://t.co/zLmiozPojQ

Aptly put..#Indian #Humanity

[Mohammad Asif @imfunnyguy]

@UEFAEURO surprisingly fantastic Azzurri's..way to go..@azzurri #ItalySpain #ITA

[Mohammad Asif @imfunnyguy]

@avikkumarsi hahaha..not really..but we can discuss it over dinner sometime this week :)

[Mohammad Asif @imfunnyguy]

@PreacherAMC good pilot..hope to see the curve rise only from here!

[Mohammad Asif @imfunnyguy]

@avikkumarsi
https://t.co/cWJGtJGV9Q
a little twisted..not sure how it penned out..dekhis somoy hole..

[Mohammad Asif @imfunnyguy]

@avikkumarsi ..tried to be a bit twisted..not sure how it penned out..dekhis somoy hole..