Gerson

Most adorable bad-ass in tech. Software Developer @BGCEngineering. Ex @SucuriSecurity/@GoDaddy. I write 👾

[Nate Matherson @NateMatherson]

If your WFH desk setup doesn't cost more than a used Honda Civic, you aren't serious about your pipeline.

My ergonomic chair is built from the salvaged suspension of a 2019 Tesla Model S.

My primary monitor is a converted IMAX screen I bought from a bankrupt theater in Oakland.

When I drag a cell in Google Sheets, I physically have to rotate my entire torso. I burn 400 active calories a day just searching for the Slack icon.

Stop complaining about back pain and optimize your environment.

[shafu @shafu0x]

turns out never learning regex was genius

[kache @yacineMTB]

Surprise: people that can get a job anywhere at all don't want to work for a place where they are forced to leave their families on the weekend and chew on Adderall at 6 am

[Bruno @ThePopStage]

“Dile a tu nueva bebé, que por hombres no compito, que no tiene buena mano y al menos yo te tenía bonito”

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

Scottish people here for the World Cup preparing to drink all of the beer in USA

[Zanfa 2 @ZanfaVive]

Estamos protegidos

[bubru @bubru30]

A tranquilidade de quem pode beber sua cervejinha em paz aos 46 anos pq já ganhou Copa do mundo

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

allCodeIsOurs

[Gerson @imgersonr]

I was not here 19 mins ago. Wtf lol

[Gerson @imgersonr]

@chicacoldplay who r u

[alexandre @iexandre]

não vejo brasileiros sofrendo tanto com o marrocos desde que a jade foi forçada a sair do brasil e obrigada a casar com o said

[Est10 @est_10l]

Brasil jugando de la mierda y te enfocan a Kaka, Roberto Carlos y Ronaldo JAJJAJAJAJA

[El Rob 𝐗 @Robnilo]

Lo que le hace falta a Brasil es volver a seleccionar a borrachos y mujeriegos

[kate @ChineseLLM]

bro how the fuck am i gonna implement this dropdown menu in React now

[Gerson @imgersonr]

Katy Perry > nationalisms

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthleticFC: On a day that Canada and the United States both opened their campaigns at the World Cup, Justin Trudeau opted to watch Team USA, where his girlfriend Katy Perry was performing in the opening ceremony. https://t.co/2OoLRlIjaV

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

Me right now

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Skely @123skely]

Nurse: Sir you have been in a coma for 24 hours.

Me: O boy, I can't wait to get home and use my favorite Anthropic model, Claude Fable 5!

[Sunk Cost Pharisee @Liamjsm]

Huge reveal from the guy who spent years attributing the strength of his nocturnal erections to eating lettuce and limiting his exposure to blue light