grace🪴

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

addicted to saying “not my circus, not my monkeys” to things that are absolutely both my circus and my monkeys

[latke @latkedelrey]

me when other people need help: that’s so normal girl. that’s so understandable. nothing to be embarrassed about

me when i need help: i need to be killed.

[꩜ @adorewordss]

in my defense i used to be a lot worse

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

when someone tries to tell me abt wattpad, but i was on it before there was a premium option, it had no ads, authors posted new chapters at 3am, the comment section was easily pushing 100+ under an hr, mafia troupes were taking over rankings, & 1D was buying me every other story

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

Being 26 is so weird because you feel like you’re 21 but then you meet someone who’s 21 and realize what 5 years does for you

[SUPA! @SUPASEXYKJAY]

damn yall just figuring everything tf out since them files dropped huh?

[jaxonloid @jaxonloid]

This is what causes most cases of cervical cancer btw, huge W

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

them: bet you got all kinds of ppl in your phone

my phone:

[Omid 🇮🇷 @Savagiler]

did I just wake up in 2003?

[Cedar You @our_decay]

Great tree

[elina 𑣿 misses ari @linasonlyone]

i accidentally bought a ariana grande boston ticket on the same day i'm supposed to get married & they cost me $1,000 (plane & ticket, hotel). if anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the st. marys church his name is alex he's 6’4 super nice guy

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

NEW ICE recruits get $50,000 sign on bonuses and are eligible for student loan forgiveness

But your active duty military starving?

Yikes.

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

These cats were put in separate cages because they kept fighting

[🕷️ @JaliyahDestiny]

me and my bestfriend passed the bar exam today with scores high enough to practice in 41+ jurisdictions. we’re officially esquires ⚖️

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

IF YOU GET A GUT FEELING TO STAY HOME. STAY HOME!!!

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

when i use “😀” this is what i'm trying to convey

[KB @MindOfKB]

We interrupt the shooting at a college to bring you news of a shooting at a high school.

This is America.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

I would've died from laughter on this ride

[ethyl ꕤ @luvmoonv]

Look how pretty this version of poster looks like! 🤩 I think Cynthia and Ariana would loveeee it 🥰🫶🏻