imgross.org

a chicago based blog that reports seemingly valid commentary on the world around us.

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Just got caught. No, not masturbating--listening to Whitney Houston and weeping uncontrollably...

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When your shoes smell like farts, that's bad.

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This nigga worried about Ukraine not U-mofuckers

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Every girl I've met from Cary, IL is batshit-fucking-crazy. Are they putting lead in the American flags out there or what?

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Nowadays you could just put a bomb in an amazon box and people will take it in to their home like "oh great here's my pumpkin carving k- *KABLOOOEY*

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Megan Rapinoe looks like if Stephen Hawking never got ALS

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Jordan Love’s mom looks like a Lot Lizard.

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I never understood why regular people have such pride in their city/skyline. It's like, "Hey I really love these buildings that someone else owns"

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Hard-boiled eggs should be eaten in private no exceptions

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Why aren't all shoes slip-proof you fucks

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Girl I'm on a date with: You don't FaceTime with your friends? I do with mine all the time!

Me: I really enjoy talking on the phone with J-Rod but I don't need to be looking at that nigga...

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Sick of spilling coffee on myself. Time to invest in some brown shirts?

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I’ve never seen someone cool driving a Tesla.

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I bought some things online to help me get rid of the clutter in my life.

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The older Jack Black and Max Cavalera get the more they look like each other.

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I don't care what the wokes say, I'm never going to stop using the phrase canadian tuxedo

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Brawny Tear-A-Square paper towels are the greatest invention of the 21st Century.

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If you say something would behoove me, thems fighting words.

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God fuck the queen

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Shout out to Gary Busey for still being alive.