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can a thug be held tenderly by the one he loves most?

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When you’re 7 years old and the 9 year old at the trampoline park is wearing the “you’re killing me smalls” shirt

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Fools ball

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Would’ve gone viral if it weren’t for this bum leg

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“Yo this drink’s a little warm lemme throw some cold soldiers (ice cubes) in there”

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Road head but she’s in the drivers seat and I turn the wheel and instruct her to use the gas or the brakes. Terms like “slow down” or “keep going” would become very ambiguous.

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Stare death in the face. Then grab his balls and kiss him

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Rolling the window up while it’s already closed is like when she on top and squeeze it with her pelvic floor muscles

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Whispering “thank you for your life, sweet creature” to my salmon cooking in the pan

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What if everyone had super wide hips and 3 of each genitalia aligned left to right. Imagine how good that would feel. Sex thrice.

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I would increase 600,000 middle class family’s mortgage debts by 25% to get to play one more game of tackle football.

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My concept of Tom Brady is loosening and collapsing in on itself

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@johnnymanzjel2 South to memphis

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“What happened to fridays in memphis?” -dad

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@Snow_Blacck Buongth

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I get the 7$ eggs. I don’t get the 10$ eggs and definitely not the 4$ eggs. We get the 7$ eggs

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Guys sorry for my chill demeanor, I’ll make sure to make myself unhappy (for your sake) in the future.

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Trying to meditate after drinking coffee is like trying to hold a pitbull on a leash while walking on a slack line

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Actually so free. All I had to do was vape as a teenager😹😹

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Recognize me from the front affirm me from the back