mark

you smoking deep fried dick if you think i give a chicken fried fuck

[mark @imhavingacow]

*swipes card to pump gas in 5 degree weather*

is this a debit card?
enter zip code
would you like a car wash?
would you like a receipt?
do you love this shit?
are you high rn?
do you ever get nervous?
are you single?
i heard you fucked your girl, is it true?

[mark @imhavingacow]

i’m rich🥹😭

[mark @imhavingacow]

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[mark @imhavingacow]

life lately ✨ #27

[mark @imhavingacow]

my man my man my man 🤤

[mark @imhavingacow]

i mean, i am my fathers daughter after all 🤷🏼‍♀️

[mark @imhavingacow]

aw my hunny took me on a date yesterday to the park where we took this picture 9 years ago 🥹🥹🥹

[໊ @wynavira]

deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay with being perceived as bitchy

[ash 𓏲ּ𝄢 @strawbleea]

sorry for having great tits & always being right I’ll tone it down

[Ke💋 @Therealke02]

im hot & im in my twenties, with no kids!! i gotta start remembering that

[mark @imhavingacow]

happy fucking 2026. my year has started out the same way it ALWAYS does, w some weird ass high school level drama. imma really need some of yall to get. a. fucking. grip. & leave me out of your one-sided petty bullshit

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If Erika Kirk thinks a woman's place is in the home, why doesn't she stay there and shut the fuck up?

[mark @imhavingacow]

saw a post on fb where this mom was complaining about the flack she gets for piercing her 6mo baby’s ears &…….
all i got say is what is this OBSESSION some of yall parents have w modifying SOME ONE ELSES BODY (idgaf that’s its their kid) before they can even consent? its weird.

[mark @imhavingacow]

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[mark @imhavingacow]

PSA if you put that you’re single in your bio on your dating profile, i’m going to assume that you’re actually NOT single
bc feeling the need to reiterate something that should already be a given is VERY sus imo

[mark @imhavingacow]

my new favorite thing lately is sending my cheating ex the ugly ass memories that pop up on my snapchat of him & ruining his confidence for the day😂😭😂😭😂

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

So, why am I paying federal taxes for public services when the government is no longer providing those services — to the public?

[mark @imhavingacow]

@PatronGoldQueen @TMZ you’re a weirdo

[mark @imhavingacow]

not my ex calling me & telling me i need to go see his mom bc she loves & misses me
man fuck you when’s the last time YOU saw your mom? tf 😭😂😂😂