Elliot is a simp

🔞Go away if under 18🔞🍄24🍄he/they🍄mostly rtwts🍄This is coping🍄finding kinks i never knew i had

[mini | self certified omegaxian expert @frvrwngxian]

Princess Wei Wuxian—who scares away all marriage prospects—when asked to choose a husband herself, decides to skip all norms and names the Duchess of the northern territory, Lan Wangji, to be her bride. If she has to share the throne with someone, she'd do it with a competent +

[Pana @PanachiArt]

If I had a sexuality, it would be for whatever genre of gif this is

[𐙚 ditachuu @ditalovexzwy]

Wei Wuxian was late. Not fashionably late but late late. His gallery contact was already texting passive-aggressive emojis, and A-Yuan had decided that today was the day he would inspect every crack in the sidewalk.

“Baba, bunny.”

Wei Wuxian stopped. A small storefront nestled between a tea shop and a laundromat. The sign read Cloud Recesses Rabbits. In the window, a man in a white sweater knelt among a dozen rabbits, feeding one a slice of carrot. His hair was long and black, his profile carved from jade, his ears faintly pink.

[navya | but i will never leave you ✨ @yanmingtings]

the jc mdzs revision discourse has inevitably spilled over into the tgcf fandom, with mq stans (who see them as similarly positioned) relitigating their grievances, spreading the lie that mq kicked hhr out of the army out of concern. this is canonically false per the og story 🧵

[mickey mouse penis of shedrtwt @Mezhyte]

my cat lowkey pink right now do you guys see it am i going crazy

[🐺Werewolf Ryland🐾 @RylandJayGrace]

Thinking abt abo universe where autistic alpha grace can smell pheromones just fine but does NOT understand them at all, he straight up doesn’t get what they mean, can’t tell at all and has been shunned his whole life for reacting to things inappropriately but no one would take

[Pana @PanachiArt]

Glad this breached containment
All rise, my fellow armor/knight fuckers

[Silas || Scob shipper ✌️🍉 @emotionalking13]

Simon stretching his body and his spine snap crackles and pops.

Except is actually snaps.

And then slots itself back into place. Simon doesn't notice it. He closed his eyes and yawned.

Ryland watches in horror as this man goes from being scrunched over, to stretching.

[Barry Purcell @solo1y]

A legitimate function of science fiction is to make you think about things we're not allowed to say out loud.

[October Raven @AugustRaven]

An achievement popping up with the title "Missing the Point Entirely" as you go full Doomguy in Silent Hill is the funniest shit ever 😭

[grave is momojirou pilled @gr4ve__r0bber]

i like to think im funny as fuck

#mha

contribution to the socmed au im working on

[jeaniepants @jeanisnotonline]

just watched some guy on my bus pull out his phone onto the calculator app, punch in a bunch of numbers (like 10 digits) and then hit this pose before promptly putting his phone away and falling asleep.

[Isa 🐰 LBX 430 @euforri]

this child of mine (1/3)

[Edie ✧ @Eldriquill]

Xie Lian spends a lot of free time laying out on the grass, soaking in the warm sun and summer breeze. He doesn't mind that Hua Cheng only joins him on cloudy days, he knows the sun bothers him. When he comes inside, however, he's met with an eager husband plastering himself

[🏹 Marti 🏹 @Owlch333]

A Mr.D post with 150K likes , he is so loved exactlyyyyyy

[beartrapped 🔞 @softending]

The first and most dangerous step in the production of vampire antivenom is, of course, milking the venom from which it's synthesized. Luckily, some volunteers seem to even enjoy the process 🧪

[vamp ☆ i love wwx @honeyvampx]

you know those anime fan girls that exist in every shoujo where they chase the male lead and screams when hes playing sports? and the ML just ignores them?

omegaxian being new in school and making friends with lan wangjis fan girls so naturally, he becomes a fan girl as well!!+

[Misao Misami 🎮 @MisamiMisao]

when I think of Prompto as an Imperial prince, I sometimes imagine him in a uniform like this, and it’s just... ❤️‍🔥

[☽☾ Indigo ☿ 🦊🍁 (THEY/IT) @sapphillean_]

Awesome creature design but can i nerd out about fictional biology for a second
Taking into account that lighthouses usually actually signal boats to steer away a lighthouse creature could actually have such cool symbiotic relationships. Imagine a creature evolving a light that +

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ | streaming TDDUP 👻🌙 @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

“we’re all born naked and the rest is drag” might be one of the most important and truest statements ever said actually