I was making the aperture science weighted storages companion cube out of cardboard, and I grabbed the FUCKING GULE GUN BY THE HOT TIP, I got this funny photo out of it tho. It’s when I was about to let go.
Man, no one’s gives a fuck. I don’t care if you’re lonely or tiered. Where the fuck have you been? Ive been waiting for a post for weeks now. Like fuck you man.
The reason why witches in story’s fattened children up before eating them was because a cauldron is a form of slow cooking. And I’ve applied this knowledge to my personal recipes.
If there is anything I got wrong or missed or you would like to add about canabalism, tell me.
I was going to post an essay about canabalism and how great it is and best way to burry a body, but apparently I have to pay to write anything more then 50 characters! Twitter kinda sucks after Elon musk bought it. Fuck him
And did you know that a human body contains approximately 143,771 calories when served rare? My favorite way to serve it is by fattening them up then putting small bits into a slow cooker so it’s nice and soft.