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[iMightyElephant @iMightyElephant]

This is the beginning of the greatest comeback story of all time. Thank you @elonmusk @kanyewest for your sacrifices

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[iMightyElephant @iMightyElephant]

@jaketropolis @hellspatisserie Under tito maybe

[sean @_sn_n]

conservatives: Zohran Mamdani is bringing Sharia Law to NYC

also conservatives:

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

me when i realize i am doing everything i can to consider someone's feelings/pov but they're doing nothing to consider mine

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[iMightyElephant @iMightyElephant]

@nutmegger740 You do realize that Israel would be the homeless schizophrenic crackhead in this analogy right?

[iMightyElephant @iMightyElephant]

@RepFine Randy Fat's biggest fear: no more food. God you're so fucking disgustingly obese u fat fucking pig

[iMightyElephant @iMightyElephant]

@VirgilsQuill They're calling it the most servile movement of all time

[iMightyElephant @iMightyElephant]

@WilkowMajority Republicans?

[iMightyElephant @iMightyElephant]

@LangmanVince This retard rly saw a random brown guy in a Knicks jersey and thought it was mamdani and got angry. There is no way people like u deserve to be alive

[Andrea 🇮🇹🇪🇺 @ClassicalSocdem]

Crazy that there are people who swear “multicultural can never work” when NYC literally exists

[iMightyElephant @iMightyElephant]

@Seaabastian Nah it didn't do well because it's one of the worst shows ever made in the history of television actually

[iMightyElephant @iMightyElephant]

@JonahDispatch That's what you guys don't understand. Only an evil person would cure cancer and make their first priority getting rich off of the cure. A good person would give away the cure for free or at most at cost

[Ridwan 🦅 @Biigridwan]

i shoulda been meaner to my ex tbh i think about that a lot actually

[iMightyElephant @iMightyElephant]

@ginamilan_ U lowk look like a horror movie villain

[iMightyElephant @iMightyElephant]

@nick_matau @prometheusX10D Hey Mr. "US Navy Veteran". Why don't you reenlist and go fight in Iran since u love Israel so much?

[iMightyElephant @iMightyElephant]

@Israel Your government is genocidal
Your people are like locusts from the Bible
Your leader's gunning for Hitler's title
All while subservient Arab kings sit idle

[iMightyElephant @iMightyElephant]

@DAKKADAKKA1 Imagine the absolute joy in your family's hearts upon hearing of your suicide. Why deny them happiness after depriving them of it your whole life?

[iMightyElephant @iMightyElephant]

@Keir_Starmer how come u spend the last 2 yrs designating anyone who says "Free Palestine" as a terrorist and locking em up yet u won't do the same to white supremacists who are doing their second pogrom in a year, you racist lapdog. Mobilize the military and execute them, ape

[iMightyElephant @iMightyElephant]

@kiara7829 So you find men that sleep with you to be repulsive?