Ivan Milman

[Ivan Milman @imilman]

I never got any traction with Mastodon so I’m off to Bluesky - https://t.co/CR5P1oHlEF

[Ivan Milman @imilman]

@BrandtRobinson Brandt - thanks for checking in. My in-laws live in Palm Harbor but haven’t checked in today, so I check your posts to get a general feeling of how things are going in Palm Harbor

[Ivan Milman @imilman]

@BrandtRobinson @Fernand46357857 “Comma, comma, comma, chameleon”

[Ivan Milman @imilman]

@BrandtRobinson What did you order at the restaurant?

[Ivan Milman @imilman]

@BrandtRobinson My in-laws are in the same boat - no power but no flooding. Lots of damage to trees and debris in the street

[Ivan Milman @imilman]

@BrandtRobinson You are the only one posting about #PalmHarbor that I have found. My in-laws in Palm Harbor haven’t responded yet.

[Ivan Milman @imilman]

@ndrew_lawrence “See what I did there?” That is a grandmaster of Dad jokes!

[Ivan Milman @imilman]

@LauraMiers I am sorry to hear about all the awful stuff you are dealing with. Reading about your cancer before hearing about it from your doctor is brutal.

[Ivan Milman @imilman]

Sorry @CybersecurityNp I can't get into your meeting on Post-Quantum Cryptography

[Ivan Milman @imilman]

Moving to Mastodon - link is in my bio. I may change servers, I’m still trying to get the hang of Mastodon. I’m not playing Elon’s games. We just need to walk away - then Twitter will only have ads from the MyPillow guy. #ElonMuskIsAFascist

[Ivan Milman @imilman]

@RGIII "Now you know what it feels like to be Matt Ryan"

[Ivan Milman @imilman]

I have to give credit to @TroyAikman. He really changed his commentary and had no “Heckuvas” in the second half, and significantly less “jobs” as well. Plus, he also pointed out when a receiver blew a first down by not moving north and south. Well done!

[Ivan Milman @imilman]

OK @TroyAikman - my count is 14 “jobs” and just 2 “Heckuvas”. You missed at least 3 “Heckuvas” - pick it upl. #MNF

[Ivan Milman @imilman]

My wife pointed out that both team’s playing in #MNF suck, so @TroyAikman is not going to say”Heckuva” much tonight. She suggested tracking “job” instead.

[Ivan Milman @imilman]

Over-under on Troy Aikman saying “Heckuva play” on #MNF I’m going to say 8.

[Ivan Milman @imilman]

@RGIII “I gotta talk with the equipment manager”

[Ivan Milman @imilman]

@RGIII I checked the broadcaster handbook and it says you must stiff-arm anyone who says “Change the culture.”

[Ivan Milman @imilman]

@shylawhittney I would have helped, but then you wouldn’t learn the lesson that fake Christmas trees don’t require help from a random stalker.

[Ivan Milman @imilman]

Yikes!

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

⚠️OUTDOOR TRANSMISSION—Jogger infects dozens in a park—via surveillance videos, investigators identified 256 people who passed within 1 meter of Patient ZERO as he jogged without a mask—13 (5%) infected, plus 20 more park visitors. 85% perfect #COVID19 variant match to Patient 0!

[Ivan Milman @imilman]

@MosquitoCapital A variation on number 1 (cribbed from a recent post on this topic) is where a person shuts down that one machine that runs a major subsystem. The machine could be under a desk or in a closet, and someone says - "what does this do?" and proceeds to create a Scream Test.