boubou

si quiero la luna me la bajo yo solita

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Knowing that cats have excellent night vision, and then realizing that if they step on your face in the middle of the night, it's a decision

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[kjaypaw :3 @kjaypaw]

of course i can’t do the dishes now because my baby daughter decided she wanted to sit on my lap. she loves me and we only have so much time on this precious earth together

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[MT2 @madrid_total2]

No me había fijado que Nico Williams alcanza a dar la asistencia gracias al empujón que le da Nahuel Molina.

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[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Once the boomers are out of the workforce, can we finally make the 4-day workweek and 3-day weekend the standard?

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

you can just say "okay" when someone tells you to do something and not do it. i learned that from men

[Amélie Ismaïli @ame_ism]

Bonjour @YaelBRAUNPIVET, où peut-on consulter vos notes de frais sur ces prestations de photographie, puisque vous nous avez assuré que « tout était transparent » ?

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

life before this tweet:

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

future historians are going to have a nightmare trying to explain why we ran out of drinking water because we needed to cool down the machines generating 4K AI fruit videos

[Cheedee. @Cheedee]

3 ans de prison mais éligible à la présidentielle, toi t'as un casier judiciaire pas vierge tu peux même pas conduire sur UBER ptdrr quel pays

[Midnight Sweaty @Midnight_Sweaty]

Does anyone know if stuff is ever going to get cheaper again or is this just what life is like now

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

forever in a rush to get home and do nothing but lie down.

[David @Justtdavid_]

the way life continues after someone dies is one of the most humbling and frightening realities.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises, and people.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you find a mistake at work but it’s also Friday:

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

me after being at work for 1 hour

[$ @jxtsummer]

i'm so happy when i get off work. i feel like i just got released from jail

[Y U N A @yunamerona]

I know he will be a good father.