Anna

Pitter Patter Let’s Ski-dater

[Anna @imintheoffice]

“I thought this was Stranger Things?”

[Anna @imintheoffice]

“Deb” is not the real name of the people in my office but each one of them is a Deb in my book. Not quite a Karen. But on the way to it.

[Anna @imintheoffice]

Day one of 2 week quarantine. I have gotten 10 likes on my profile and it’s 10:25am. Here we gooooo

[Anna @imintheoffice]

Tell me why this man thinks I suddenly know the fucking cost of apartments in NEW YORK. I’m from the states, not https://t.co/MsmMm9HUqY

[Anna @imintheoffice]

I am the little mermaid and my Prince Eric is Australia. Rip

[Anna @imintheoffice]

Didnt realize getting a phat dumpy meant being in pain when I ACTUALLY take a dumpy. #dumpteuckburns #legdaylations

[Anna @imintheoffice]

No, PLEASE chew with your mouth open right next to me Deb. I love hearing you slap each grain of rice together for an hour. It’s my favorite pass time

[Anna @imintheoffice]

I’m sorry but if I show someone at the table my phone and don’t angle it towards other people, keep yo wondering ass eyes OUTTA IT. It’s not meant for you Deb, otherwise I would have shown you.