Michael Minto

I want my ashes to be used for science.

[Michael Minto @imintoscience]

Friends who consistently feel less and less safe on the streets of LA, rest assured knowing that 911 will transfer you to non-emergency line @LAPDHQ which won't pick up, even after you tell them someone is presently trespassing, threatening tenants, & starting a fire.

[Michael Minto @imintoscience]

Lukewarm take: @Apple you should be embarrassed at the state of your voice to text accuracy. When I say "why it" it favors "Wyatt" irrespective of syntax or conversation context. It's 2023. Prepare to be disrupted if you do not shape up.

[Michael Minto @imintoscience]

Because the problem was always time, apparently. #fastdonuts wasn't #fastenough https://t.co/Yroaztb6vp

[Michael Minto @imintoscience]

Pokemon Yellow https://t.co/Bc0U5LZlu8

[Michael Minto @imintoscience]

3 guys, two snakes, One HELLUVA good time! ...and a bee-sting on my jaw... https://t.co/0wgeUE5kKo

[Michael Minto @imintoscience]

It's the huge 3-0 for this lovely lady!
She is many things as you can see in these photos. #sweet #sentimental #sexy #rocky (rockery) #nerdy #cute #fun #funny #chill she is also #girlfriendy and I am so grateful for the wonderful gifts that she shares wi… https://t.co/qUSdVyG49f

[Michael Minto @imintoscience]

@candyappleredimprov hosted a great musical-improv mash-up tonight! Thanks for having us. Killer shows all around! #improv #comedy #musicalimprov @theclubhouseimprovla https://t.co/l6yXvkZXBU

[Michael Minto @imintoscience]

We lost. But it was "fun" and we will probably get tattoos about it at some point. @lamarathon https://t.co/ZQOwDFJ2sD

[Michael Minto @imintoscience]

Show tonight! 7pm @theclubhouseimprovla this evening, pay what you want or donate, either way come join us for some puppet musical improv... if that's your thing!... make it your thing? https://t.co/rkeFKHIweT

[Michael Minto @imintoscience]

Almost out of coffee while I wait for my ticket to be addressed... by anyone... at all.

[Michael Minto @imintoscience]

@ElgatoSupport hey, I would love if your people could respond to my ticket. I super don't love buying an "elite" product, then it not working, then the company not being responsive to assist me. Definitely not inspiring brand confidence. Ticket # 2005899644

[Michael Minto @imintoscience]

Tick Tock...

[Michael Minto @imintoscience]

My face when I see the weather forecast is rainy/ cloudy/ and chilly for the next week. Also, @munnymusic 's face in general. https://t.co/R1xPNozwKk

[Michael Minto @imintoscience]

Call today for a $18000 consultation from your local desk-mechanic (formerly bed-mechanic) @camfinwins #DIYONCEADAY https://t.co/YiqoNlwP0P

[Michael Minto @imintoscience]

I signed up for the program where @lensa.ai learns your face, but I paid extra so it also learned my personality and lifestyle so that it could more flawlessly "get me". Good thing it was perfect, because no refunds.

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#ai #portrait #art… https://t.co/I0iMFIlWNj

[Michael Minto @imintoscience]

@AnnieJacobsen *enlightening*

[Michael Minto @imintoscience]

Two of my favorite books are on crazy cheap sale on @audible if you're interested in the concept of Money, or history, or emotions or neuroscience, check out either or both of these!

Debt: The First 5000 Years
How Emotions Are Made https://t.co/FjvtJIv9i7

[Michael Minto @imintoscience]

@DerekMears Like BARBARIAN

[Michael Minto @imintoscience]

@cheyenneisokay No. But it IS American.

[Michael Minto @imintoscience]

@JessicaLBurbank Ahh Yes... "The United States"... famous for its simplicity of life.