alden

[edgar @hulksmsh]

My friend looks like 50 years old? Thank you and I miss your cute little face bunny Proudfoot @imironmn

[alden @imironmn]

@hulksmsh Because they hate me. Everyone hates me. I'm really getting tired of this world. I want my husband. BRING HIMM BACK HOME

[alden @imironmn]

@gustirwin Dom went to Germany for a business trip and left me all alone for a couple of weeks. But please come home I'm bored SAVE ME SON

[alden @imironmn]

@hulksmsh And guess what? I don't remember asking you a goddamn shit.

[alden @imironmn]

@hulksmsh He's three. You're the worst godfather in the history of godfathers.

[alden @imironmn]

@gustirwin You are such a bad influence on him. I'm gonna send you back to your mother.

[alden @imironmn]

My three-year-old son has just called me "mom". Well...

[alden @imironmn]

@cptnameric Mais cinco dias e você está de volta em casa, como deve ser. De volta na nossa cama, nos meus braços.

[alden @imironmn]

@cptnameric Eu amo você e sempre vou amar. Sempre.

[dominic @cptnameric]

@imironmn Eu amo você.

[alden @imironmn]

@hulksmsh gay

[alden @imironmn]

@rtwodtwos @hulksmsh Ugh

[alden @imironmn]

@rtwodtwos @hulksmsh ...

[alden @imironmn]

@hulksmsh @rtwodtwos Bla bla bla beast

[alden @imironmn]

@rtwodtwos @hulksmsh You're welcome, Aladdin.

[alden @imironmn]

@rtwodtwos @hulksmsh You're goddamn right, Aladdin! Just ignore the haters.

[alden @imironmn]

Love my baby brother.

[alden @imironmn]

Just chillin' with my buddy.

[alden @imironmn]

@gustirwin Don't worry, son, it's alright. Now get the fuck out of my house before I make you.

[alden @imironmn]

@gustirwin Here's a sock. You're a free elf now, Dobby.