mrsfruitopia

I lie on here sometimes.

[mrsfruitopia @imissfruitopia]

During these unprecedented times, I’ve had a lot of time to think about what I really want to do with my life, which is to have a disease named after me.

[mrsfruitopia @imissfruitopia]

Man I hate maroon 5, but if they ever wanted to give me some money for any reason, id take it

[mrsfruitopia @imissfruitopia]

👏 Do 👏 not 👏 crawl 👏 in👏to 👏 my 👏 mouth 👏 when 👏 I’m 👏 a👏sleep 👏 if 👏 you 👏 are 👏 not 👏 a 👏 spi👏der!!

[mrsfruitopia @imissfruitopia]

It’s givinnngg lotion on the skin. It’s giving doing what it’s told.

[mrsfruitopia @imissfruitopia]

My pussy tastes like Coke Zero 🎶

[mrsfruitopia @imissfruitopia]

Yo is anyone happy rn? How and why? Lolz

[mrsfruitopia @imissfruitopia]

I like my bush, but sometimes I just need to shave something

[mrsfruitopia @imissfruitopia]

One of my exes has a third nipple and that’s the fucking truth.

[mrsfruitopia @imissfruitopia]

Literally never use the word “petrichor” around me

[mrsfruitopia @imissfruitopia]

Who tf else likes to eat standing up?

[mrsfruitopia @imissfruitopia]

I am the authority on a lot of things.

[mrsfruitopia @imissfruitopia]

Look out for the new variant called Sus

[mrsfruitopia @imissfruitopia]

You do not want to see me eat an orange wedge

[mrsfruitopia @imissfruitopia]

Jack Off in the Box

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Just found out my mom got pregnant w me from sitting on a dirty toilet seat :(

[mrsfruitopia @imissfruitopia]

M - Me?...
I - I
L - Love
F - Fuckingmoms

[mrsfruitopia @imissfruitopia]

I love snot rocketing in public which makes me thrice as punk as you

[mrsfruitopia @imissfruitopia]

Dude, noses look so weird

[mrsfruitopia @imissfruitopia]

Stop saying that roasting is your “love language” when you simply make jokes to compensate for your inability to be vulnerable just like the rest of us.

[mrsfruitopia @imissfruitopia]

Sometimes I get anxiety confused with simply needing to take a shit

[mrsfruitopia @imissfruitopia]

Stop saying “wanderlust.” Just say you wanna go somewhere damn