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28 | protect trans kids!!

[damsel @rotangell]

kinda sucks that no one’s ever scared to lose me

[orfeu leticia @apolobelvedere]

the sound of unknown men coughing fills me with indescribable rage does anyone else experience this

[skip | comms open @skipdidoo]

grocery shopping (i love this brush sm)
#dungeonmeshi

[tay @hairball1952]

travelling with a book fully aware you won’t open it even once during your stay

[sylf @imissyasha]

@glitterpouts short

[jah @jahhsito]

just let me love the stripper bro

[sylf @imissyasha]

me and who

[sylf @imissyasha]

@affairemayaling unstoppable force vs immovable object 🤕

[sylf @imissyasha]

@glitterpouts very young adult highschool fantasy novel coded

[sylf @imissyasha]

that's oomf

[wolfie 🐾 @dumbahhdoggy]

patterned boxers r basically grossboy lingerie

[sylf @imissyasha]

ME AND WHO

[✮ @areheon]

date idea: we each build a pokemon team based on the other person and explain every pick

[sylf @imissyasha]

uh yeah i'll take 1 order of this and some fries please

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

My #1 dating tip is that you and your future partner will be Not Normal about each other from the very beginning. If you just started seeing someone and shit is too Normal they are not the one.

[steak @communicat1022]

Touch my recurring bit. Touch it. Fuuuuck keep riffing.Keep riffing off my recurring bit. Reference it.Reference my bit in your joke. Yesssss reference it more. Now use your opener to suck my low hanging fruit. Fuckkk now do your catchphrase. Yess. heckle me a little too.Fuckkkkk

[໊ @isopng]

its so attractive when someone infodumps bro i want you so bad

[sylf @imissyasha]

taxi driver casually being lesbophobic #okay

[sylf @imissyasha]

@hotglassofskank if you liked something at 14 it could be that the same black mold is still alive and well 14 years later !