e-man

[Hannah Summers @hannah_summers_]

Bella Hadid

[Ochai Latte @nasimali]

there are sentences being formed that haven’t been formed before

[LJ 🦧 @crotchner2]

sports bra so tight it feels like I’m microdosing being nonbinary

[woo woo woman @witti_indi]

Lana Del Rey don’t let your husband stop you from finding your soulmate

[Vulgar Darling @lanaatyosemite]

When people say “men written by Lana Del Rey” and it’s some twink in a suit…baby this is the aesthetic…this is Off To The Races

[Eric Lécuyer @eric_lecuyer_]

J'ai été obligée de m’allumer une clope chez IKEA pour qu'ils me foutent dehors...
Je n’arrivais pas à trouver la sortie.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Check the date.

[val @helloemama]

Boy fuck you and strava

[Ælþemplær @Aelthemplaer]

Every holocaust museum should be legally forced to show what Israel did. It has become the fourth Reich.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me tryna find my friend’s table after i agreed to meet them at the restaurant

[de la luna @vy1in]

going through things only future and lana del rey would understand

[adrien @successiant]

@benisobsessed just watched obsession? did anyone else notice the one wish willow 😳😳😳😳😳😱😱

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

me trying to sneak out of the museum with a priceless fabergé egg:

[k @yslnadi]

I hate that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself

[Lil G @SakPaseG]

Sometimes just sitting in the sun is enough for a good day. We overcomplicate joy.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[Softboy @softboywin]

Sorry but how tf do construction workers get so fat that looks like a hard job idk

[Cockus Flightball 𓅘 @CQCKVS]

Cuzz Lightyear