Doctor Bitchcraft

It me Jake

[Doctor Bitchcraft @ImJake_ee]

@USAmbCanada Hey @MarkJCarney do something *for once* and expel this man from Canada 👍 he’s a threat to national security

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Too soon.

[Randy Pitchford @DuvalMagic]

A friend of mine found this watch a few days ago ~underwater~ when he was scuba diving near the island of St. Martin. He noted that the reverse of the watch indicates that it is a Google Pixel 5, which has not yet been announced, let alone released. It seems to be fine. The face indicates an empty battery, but seems to have enough reserve power to display the correct time. He asked me to have a look because he seems to believe I am connected in the tech industry. Who can help me out? Who knows how to find the person this unreleased watch belong to and let me know how can we return it to them?

[Eliza @dykegenius]

Girlfriend just made a pained sound on FaceTime and when I asked what was wrong they said “there’s a ton of AI in the new RuPaul movie”

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

Awesome stuff happening in vancouver transit

[ottawaisms @ottawaisms]

Fat, gay, alone, and no 50$ bread settlement money. Whatever.

[Doctor Bitchcraft @ImJake_ee]

@charli_xcx Mondeo 🙌🏻

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

How about:

Shiplake -> Tonbridge -> Nitshill
SHI - TON - NIT

Wanborough -> Kingussie
WAN - KIN

Burgess Hill -> Gerrards Cross
BUG - GER

Penarth -> Islip -> Ulleskelf
PEN - ISP - ULL

Alness -> Bishop’s Stortford -> Kintbury
ASS - BIS - KIT

Dolgellau Eldon Square -> Poole -> Bagshot
DOG - POO - BAG

[TrishCrave @TrishCrave]

Trisha Paytas Performing Her Hit “I Love You Jesus” at the Royal Albert Hall.

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

This is a “far-right” politician who was just elected in Australia.

He proceeded to come out as gay and announce “I love immigrants.”

Supporters are FUMING.

Bro was a Trojan horse 😂

[Austin Lieberman @LiebermanAustin]

Thanks to the @oasishealthapp I’ve switched from poisonous FairLife Protein Milk to Bourbon and I can’t even begin to explain how much healthier I feel.

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

That work visa expired.

[Doctor Bitchcraft @ImJake_ee]

@kmaureenryder Biblically accurate interaction

[Shrek @Shrek]

Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer tells MPs that he is a "gooner"

[Doctor Bitchcraft @ImJake_ee]

@RobertFreundLaw

[Doctor Bitchcraft @ImJake_ee]

@RocketLeague So it’ll break down within the first 2 minutes of every match?

[gayson thøtsdotter @HoleAndOates]

big girl why you all in bare feet
walking down the dirty city street?