Jared Raines

king dumbass

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@bornposting Love all of the dumbasses bringing up Pascal's wager. It really is just all a grift for these guys. They really think they can pull one over on God

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@alecrobbins Cranking my Kong

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Everything with Jenna trying to impress Jerem

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@electrolemon He's the James Cromwell of directing

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@Srirachachau JFK shot first

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@b1g_damage We agree

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@natalie_allison

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@kosh516 @hausofdecline More like one of these things

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@hausofdecline My body is a series of interlocking smaller cubes that can rearrange themselves in innumerable configurations, so I'm fine with the comic

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@Kamil_Took @OldTVReference He's great in A Serious Man

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@WesternSentinel @kibblesmith Nah, Don intentionally lost Ginsberg's pitch because he felt threatened. He definitely thought about Ginsberg

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@reachartwork L.A. Noire

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@bornposting No, it's me, sorry

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@imadeatwitteer @bornposting Yeah, because he's a moron

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@Srirachachau This is why Charles Grodin is the greatest actor of his generation. Nobody can tell me he didn't really want to fuck Miss Piggy

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@PoorQuentyn It's obviously not a family scene, but this is my favorite bit from Jurassic Park

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@CaptinDeadAss @transit_simp Vertical Lake Erie is fucked up

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@maddoxrules The fucked up thing is the kid doesn't even have diabetes

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@ZeroSuitCamus Plus, have you seen the guy? No rhythm at all

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@ZeroSuitCamus We tried that in 2000, but they stopped the recount