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Birth&Postpartum Doula ✨

[Jas @imjazrose]

I’ve never understood why people write think pieces to their kids who don’t have social media? Like you’re saying happy birthday and all this stuff to a two year old…

[Jas @imjazrose]

@dearjayyyyyyy Mason and I have too! No way in hell! I wasn’t allowed to, I now understand fully why, and I’m fine lol

[Jas @imjazrose]

This is Mason 😂

[TITAN @TemooTitan]

How i check on my girl after playing the game all day

[Jas @imjazrose]

@dearjayyyyyyy Lmao forreal?? Imma start it then I was worried the book was gonna be better

[💕💕💕 @TheeAnimeGuru_]

I was trying to figure out what was bothering me about this video

[Jas @imjazrose]

So I said do you think you need more supervision and he turns around and is like “no” 😂

[Jas @imjazrose]

I’m in the SPED class subbing and one of the 4th graders who is autistic looks over and is like “are you playing games on your phone?”Lol like yes. Mind your business

[Jas @imjazrose]

And then I tell him, yes because I’m just supervising and everyone is doing what they’re supposed to be doing. And he asked “aren’t you supposed to be supervising more?”😅

[Jas @imjazrose]

This thread is hilarious. I would not have been reachable, that would’ve been the day my personal phone was “forgotten” at home. 🤣

[Jas @imjazrose]

Me during movies lol

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

the second one didn’t even work.. why would they add it to the video??LMFAOO

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

Best use of this song in a movie or show EVER:

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

wait what

[Joyce, the Last Raikage 🌩️ @Etrouse]

I love the “I asked my wife for an open relationship” to “I didn’t expect other people to find my wife attractive and nobody wants me but now she won’t close it cause she’s happy” pipeline.

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

This is a real birth position btw and it’s great!! Gravity does all the work. Women push on their back because King Louis XIV was a freaky mf’er who got off on watching women birth his kids so that’s how we ended up with that “standard” birth position.

[Jas @imjazrose]

@dearjayyyyyyy Like… bffr

[Jas @imjazrose]

@dearjayyyyyyy @Vernjamison_ 😂😂 hey if it works

[Jas @imjazrose]

@dearjayyyyyyy No, thank you! Lol carrying group projects in our capstone @Vernjamison_ 😂

[Jas @imjazrose]

@dearjayyyyyyy Lol shoot you would’ve blown their mind in college with how quickly you can write so much quality work! 🤣 like I know you’re smart af but that shit is on another level.

[LINDSEY 👩🏿‍💻 🍑 | SaaS Doll @LindseyCreated]

the way I be giggling and cackling on here omg lmao